To pretend I didn't notice my friend sent me a dick pic of her husband?

[MakkaPakka84]

Cute photo of her toddler and baby in the bathtub, and hubby's penis floating in the right-hand corner. Not overly obvious, but not invisible either.

Do I make a joke about it? Or more elegant to ignore the whole thing?

It's a bit of a funny predicament

@HappyBluebird

We need to see this photo OP. You can blur out the baby and toddler's faces not the mandangle, though

Seriously? You’re encouraging the OP to post a random guys dick online without his permission?

Can only imagine if this was a post about an unknowing woman’s boobs and some idiot said “let us see...”

Do you think she'll reply or just die of embarrassment?

I sent another text asking "perhaps you have all converted to the German lifestyle, all naked!" as she has just moved over there. She is not replying. I might have been written off damn

In all fairness though, she usually takes quite a long time to reply to anything. Two under two and all that jazz....

@MakkaPakka84

In all fairness though, she usually takes quite a long time to reply to anything. Two under two and all that jazz....

Is jazz a typo

Free Willy.....'all that jazz'....literally crying into my cornflakes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A friend once sent me a screenshot of a guy she'd been chatting with....
On the bottom of the picture were very small pictures of the other pictures they had been exchanging....
I definitely saw more of her than I ever wanted to see 🤣🤣 and more of some random guy (that thankfully I never met, I couldn't have looked him in the eye or kept a straight face 😅)

@HappyBluebird

We need to see this photo OP. You can blur out the baby and toddler's faces not the mandangle, though

No, we really don't. What a stupid thing to say. And possibly illegal.

As a PP said, would you be OK with a men's forum demanding that a man post a similar picture of a woman's parts?

@Covidcorvid

I feel I need to ask dh if his Willy floats.....he’s asleep. Would it be bad to wake him to ask?

More of a "submerged hover" when sat in the bath I'd say.

They certainly don't bob around on the surface looking like a cold Duncan Goodhew.

@Philcornwall1 or a cold Bernie Saunders, with mittens

Has she still not replied??

@Onlineshopperforever

Are you sure she sent it to you and he's not done it as some kind of stealthy sex pesting?

WTAF? What's wrong with some people!?

They certainly don't bob around on the surface looking like a cold Duncan Goodhew.

🤣🤣

I wouldn't say anything - just pretend you didn't see it, like most others will probably do

This is so funny and reminds me of the time I sent a friend a photo of my boobs, no one ever said a word about it again 🤣

Let’s just hope she didn’t send it to anyone else.

A cold Duncan Goodhew 😂😂😂😂

I'm dead.

Bernie Sanders mittens get everywhere !!!

I googled images of Duncan Goodhew and now I can't stop laughing.

So funny! I want to what she'll reply.

@VienneseWhirligig

A cold Duncan Goodhew 😂😂😂😂

I'm dead.

No, that’s me done now, my ribs are killing me!

I would tell her about her photo sharing, but that’s just me, love watching people squirm and cringe, depends on how close you are to the friend.

I wasn't being serious! Joys of text. Apologies if people truly thought I was.

@Covidcorvid

I feel I need to ask dh if his Willy floats.....he’s asleep. Would it be bad to wake him to ask?

No need to wake him, just get a bowl of water.

no need to wake him, just get a bowl of water

No chance, he'd think his luck was in for sure. 🤣🤣

This thread is brilliant. Mostly cos of the jokes but partly cos of the po-faced, premium mumsnet replies.

A friend of mine once listed a wardrobe on gumtree for sale and didn’t realise her husband was in the background in his pants

@LudoTrouble

I googled images of Duncan Goodhew and now I can't stop laughing.

Same!!!!!