What jobs would you suck at?

[FoodLover36]

I would suck at being a swimmer.

Anything to do with touching other people - nursing, chiropodist, hairdresser......

anything involving waitressing, unless customers were happy to regularly wear their food.

Anything to do with teeth or feet

Anything with kids. I'm the fun adult in a group of kids for about 45 mins then I start thinking of imaginative ways to hurt myself as an excuse to find somewhere quiet.

Being a drinking-straw tester

Anything requiring coordination.

Teaching (I speak from experience!)

Teaching.

Teaching

Sales. I just find it so cringey!

Selling anything.

@DrDreReturns oh, snap. I speak from being the child of two teachers. I always assumed it was normal to loathe your job.

Fitness instructor

A lawyer.

Because I can’t imagine being so willingly obstructive and bloody minded.

Teacher.

I wasn’t particularly keen on children even when I was one myself, so the thought of having to spend all day every day with the little darlings sounds horrendous. I wouldn’t mind their holiday entitlement, though.

Anything customer facing, I work pretty much alone for most of the time apart from occasional catch-up calls with boss, and I love that! I'd fail at anything that required lots of interaction with people!

Journalism. Writing to short deadlines is my idea of hell.

Nursing
Sales

Dancing - I'm like an elephant! Sales - just can't spin a line, too honest!

Anything mathematical, or having to do anything too technical/practical - even flatpack furniture can be a struggle!

Sales or anything requiring drawing skills e.g. architect.

Care work for old people. Just couldn't do it!!

Trader. Surgeon. Nursery teacher.

@JesusInTheCabbageVan I did a PGCE but didn't finish the course. I was crap at it!

Anything that involves maths, eyes, teeth or money.