What jobs would you suck at?

[FoodLover36]

I would suck at being a swimmer.

I couldn’t be office based and would spend my days getting lost if I had a driving job.

Anything creative!

Politician, lawyer, speaker, TV presenter

Anything that involves being in the public eye, really. Especially now social media and cancel culture is a thing.

So many things! I'd be an awful nurse, doctor, carer, nursery worker, astronaut, diver, professional sports person, waitress, electrician, plumber, gardener, builder, surveyor, architect, driving instructor, optician, air traffic controller, pilot, firewoman, paramedic, personal trainer, beautician......just to name a few!

I would suck at being a swimmer.
Is that even a job? 😂

Sales. Being pushy and trying to persuade people into stuff. I used to manage a team doing sales (for a very short period) and I quickly realised that in my world no means no, and isn't an "objection to be overcome".

Almost anything - in fact I do.

Anything involving children or feet.

Telephone sales; doing something I didn’t believe in, or think was ethical; anything which involved using computers all day.

Air traffic controller
Teacher

Sales rep - if I relied on it for my income I'd be broke.

Journalist - I couldn't write a headline-grabbing article that twisted the truth.

Care worker - although I could help by cooking, housework, washing, shopping and generally keeping people company, I just couldn't do the personal care.

Barrister - I couldn't defend people I knew to be guilty or prosecute those who were possibly innocent. Then again, I'd probably be rubbish at it as after being on jury service, it seems the main qualification you need is to be good at drama/acting.

Marathon runner

Taxidermy - hate dead birds!

Housewife.

Anything office based. I am a very physically practical person. I love moving about and being on my feet, getting my hands dirty!

Anything with Feet, teeth

Adult film star - Too lazy to get into all those positions and fake enjoyment :)

Anything dealing with complaints or anything public facing.

I'd last minutes.

@Flowersmakemyday I’m with you, no bodies thank you!

Anything physical

Terrible at most practical things requiring fine motor skills eg anything creative/arts and crafts/beautician/make up artist/sewing/cake decorating/builder/carpenter/plumber/car mechanic/sports person.
I don't mind speaking in front of people as after years of doing it I have a very thick skin. It's boring but I make more money doing an office job than I would doing anything else

Anything to do with driving anywhere (no sense of direction) or to do with animals. Don't trust any of them.

I would be a lousy singer and an even worse trapeze artist.

Air stewardess or officer on a submarine - horribly claustrophobic

Spy. Or generally anything that involves confidentiality. One drink and I will tell anyone anything.

Anything with children >shudder<

Anything involving maths and numbers/accounting