What jobs would you suck at?

[FoodLover36]

I would suck at being a swimmer.

Nursing - bit squeamish.

Cleaning - don't like doing my own, let alone anyone else's.

Anything involving being told exactly what to do all the time by an arsehole manager - I would snap after about 3 minutes.

Social worker - having your hands tied by so much bureaucracy would drive me crackers.

Dog groomer - erm, washing shit stains off someone else's dog's arse?

Anything to do with the Armed Forces
Model
Mechanic

Hairdresser. People have such high expectations and I'd constantly be on edge!

A waitress, I'm too clumsy! I wouldn't be able to carry trays of food and drinks without dropping them lol
A chef, I get in a flap at home if I'm trying to cook too many different things at once lol

Anything medical, driving orIT based.

Accountant.
Architect.
Dressmaker.
Surgeon.

I’m shit at detail.

Pest controller. A world of nope.

I'd be dreadful at anything that relies on split second decisions, fireman, paramedic, police etc.
Im quite senior at work, make quick decisions and take a leadership role but I'd freeze in that 'split-second' type role.
I've noticed it as dh would be excellent in that sort of role.

Any job that ever required you to clap.

Anything to do with teeth or feet

Air traffic controller. I can't multitask and the responsibility would be too much.

Driving instructor.
Maths teacher.
Anything involving dogs or horses.

Anything medical or caring or involving young children as I can’t stand vomit and have panic attacks if I think I might have to deal with it

And I agree with PP who said anything with split second decisions especially if it’s life and death.

Private sector sales, especially being a sales rep.
Social work because I’m overly empathetic and would lie awake worrying about people.
Anything medical for the same reason.

Anything at all with other people’s children or dogs (fine with my own on both counts but that’s because I love mine so can overlook a lot, when other people’s do the same stuff it is deeply irritating).

Chef. I lack skills and frequently burn food when cooking as I am impatient do tend to have the heat set too high.

Counsellor. Sounds horrendous.

Fireman (firewoman?) as scared of fire

Cleaner - hate cleaning

Anything involving killing or any part of it (not vegetarian but couldn't do it and don't like the smell) - abbatoir work, butcher, fishmonger or pest control

Much better at starting things than finishing them so pretty much need to work with a team around me to clean up after me

Having said that, a PP's suggestion of beauty counter sales would be my idea of hell. Though, I do idly wonder how long I would last. No make up, hair scraped back, flat shoes.

I'd encourage anyone who approached me that they truly beautiful without a scrap of make up. Give them a card for a build your self esteem course to any who persisted.

Probably be prepared to sell body lotion, moisturiser and perfume. And I would ace the gift wrapping. Suspect it wouldn't balance out the no make up look and approach.

Just about to go to sleep. Have a feeling I might have a bit of a nightmare about serving on a beauty counter in muddy walking shoes.

Anything to do with sport (so dull), I once worked in a factory and I swear I nearly died of boredom.

Couldn’t work outside as I hate being too hot and too cold.

Couldn’t do nursing or caring, I’d run out of empathy pretty quickly. I’m ok

I would suck at baking or decorating cakes. Or really anything a bit intricate and neat and tidy.

Taxi driver.
I have no sense of direction. Dh says he is amazed I can find my way around our house!

Gotta day some of these answers are hilarious. I hear ya!

Zumba instructor. I have zero coordination and just end up marching on the spot through the grapevine nonsense.

I was a terrible bar person, smashed countless glasses. Cut my finger open once and fainted. I was also let go from Tesco checkouts for being too slow as I could never find the bar codes on the products. I also know I would be a terrible prison guard because I would be taken in by everyone and would probably feel so sorry for them I would try to help them escape. I am a terrible cook and cake decorator. People ask me to post photos of my cakes on Facebook to laugh at them, so I don’t think that is my forte either. Glad I have found my niche!

People management. I am not a leader although I am good with children, I am more of a carer then an organiser