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the boring thead, class not an issue

535 replies

Blandmum · 23/09/2007 18:23

I need to cut my lawn. Do you think I'll need to do it again before the winter?

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Slubberdegullion · 23/09/2007 19:27

Rustybear, I think the question 'what do snails ponder about'? is deserving of the most dull question on the boring thread award.

slowreader · 23/09/2007 19:28

I think ponder is a quite exciting word.
Also what have you been doing to get fingermarks on the laminate flooring EP?

I have vacuum the crumbs out of the toaster. I did it on the way to the stairs.

Marina · 23/09/2007 19:28

I think I may out-stultify you all - dh is considering joining the Institute of Advanced Bores Motorists. He is mulling it over and has been since approx 1998.

EffiePerine · 23/09/2007 19:29

I think I may have found the top trump

users.tinyonline.co.uk/bigh/bigh/pylonof.htm

EffiePerine · 23/09/2007 19:30

I have a crawling (and usually sticky) baby

OrmIrian · 23/09/2007 19:30

I don't wear slippers. Sorry. Should I leave?

Blandmum · 23/09/2007 19:30

Broccoli speeds in to the lead with that entry!

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Blandmum · 23/09/2007 19:31

God effie, that is a stong entry!

Votes pleas!

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Slubberdegullion · 23/09/2007 19:31

PMSL at the pylon site esp. pylon of the month archive. Fantastic. Not dull though.

EffiePerine · 23/09/2007 19:32

And there are pics of some really interesting people

users.tinyonline.co.uk/bigh/bigh/pylonpol1.htm

EffiePerine · 23/09/2007 19:33

Blimey, these people collect pylon numbers

PrincessGoodLife · 23/09/2007 19:36

I didn't drink any tea today

motherinferior · 23/09/2007 19:37

Can I tell you about our builders? Can I? Can I? I have already bored Tamum and Foxinsocks about them, and DP has bored all his colleagues to the point that one of them fixed me with a basilisk eye when I sat next to her at a conference on Thursday and said yes she knew we had builders. I can go on, and on, and on..........

Slubberdegullion · 23/09/2007 19:37

Especially for you mb

slowreader · 23/09/2007 19:38

That concrete book cannot be as boring as it looks. It has a quite respectable amazon sales ranking cf eg Harry Potter.

Blandmum · 23/09/2007 19:39

ah, that gave be a frison of excitement sluber!

MI, do tell me all about your builders, they sound very dull

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hifi · 23/09/2007 19:39

hotel inspector back this week

Slubberdegullion · 23/09/2007 19:40

go on then MI, have they put some bricks on top of some other bricks?

(did you buy that mini cake tin thingmy btw?)

Blandmum · 23/09/2007 19:40

i'm teaching this to the upper sixth tomorrow

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motherinferior · 23/09/2007 19:41

Unfortunately they have quite an inventive catalogue of excuses, which lifts them out of the Strictly Bore-room category. But I can bore you about flooring, and how we're going to have a particular sort of unremarkable flooring in one part of the kitchen, and of course it'll have to go horizontally to look like the flooring in the other part of the kitchen diner which used to be the kitchen, and I'm not really sure I went for the right yellow overall, is it yellow with a hint of green really, or even worse a yellowy-green or perhaps even a greeny-yellow, and will this matter, and oooh look you can see a damp stain coming through and...

motherinferior · 23/09/2007 19:42

...and yes I did buy, today, the silicone cake tin to make heart-shaped cupcakes, but that's cake, it's not boring, sadly.

PrincessGoodLife · 23/09/2007 19:42

star wars is on in the other room

slowreader · 23/09/2007 19:42

But that is fascinating mb I did it with nail varnished snails which I afterwards flung over the chapel wall next door. I am waiting to see how many come back and I have got my old stats book out and I am dying to do a chi squared test.

WimpyMummie · 23/09/2007 19:43

What is wrong with u all some people have realy boring lives how r they going to feel if they c this Im going to report u all

Slubberdegullion · 23/09/2007 19:43


mb's and mi's last posts have put me in a catatonic state.
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