To ask what the shittest sex you ever had is?

[Magicra84]

Saw someone who absolutely insisted he wanted a proper relationship and not just FWB but the few times I saw him which led to sex he left within ten mins of sex ending. Sex was shit too. Three thrusts and he was done. Rubbish! As he was very good looking I hoped it would get better. I didn't give it chance to after he left immediately after twice.

I once had a night of unbridled passion plus plus plus with someone I'd fancied for ages (it was one I've not forgotten in decades) BUT my bubble was well and truly burst by seeing them emerge from an STD clinic a week or so down the line !

From a man's point of view (as asked upthread) "bad sex? No such thing "😬

Someone tried to mansplain the female orgasm? I must have blinked and missed it.

I'm bisexual. IME - although not exclusively - women are better at it than men. (The lesbian joke did raise a laugh).

I had one ex BF who I was wildly attracted to and once I got him into bed he didn't disappoint. He was a sensational lover. Unfortunately he was living with another woman at the time. I was blissfully unaware of this and when I found out it was the worst heartbreak I have ever known.

One micro-penis. He was actually good at it, very uninhibited and exploratory and the more he pushed at boundaries - group sex etc - the more he excited me. The problem is he was unable to differentiate between fantasy and reality and turned out to be a psychopath who was expert at fucking with people's heads. I was terrified of this man in the end, and I am not an easy woman to intimidate. I sincerely hope I never cross paths with him again.

DH and I are physically compatible now, but it took a long time for us to reach that point. He was quite inhibited when it came to talking about sex (I blame his Catholic upbringing) and I also didn't want to hurt his feelings with any perceived criticism. We've been together for many years and seem to have grown together. We are still in love, and physically attracted.

Worst for me... told the guy that the forceful thrusting was hurting me and he continued to do it regardless and then he says 'sorry, but that feels too good I had too' absolute tool!

From a man's point of view (as asked upthread) "bad sex? No such thing

And there in one sentence why so many women have at least one bad sexual experience in their life!

then he says 'sorry, but that feels too good I had too' absolute tool

That's far worse than being a tool. There is a word for men who hear and refuse to act on the word 'no'. What a horrible experience: I'm sorry.

Howling at some of these.

Couldn't believe my luck when the local gorgeous football hero took a keen interest in me. He was amazing in every way, so it was like being with a different person during sex, if u want to call it that. He just thrashed around, arms and legs flying, leaving me feeling a bit like a bouncy castle. I really tried to calm him down, but he was like something possessed, i was mostly WTF. Couldn't hack it any more, which was a pity because he was perfect otherwise.

Fast forward a couple of years later and I was talking to an acquaintance at a function when we spotted him in the distance. When we realized we both dated him, without saying anything, we just looked at each other and burst out laughing .

gross warning!!!
I haven't slept with many men, but there was one guy I dated who I really, really fancied. I was very drunk, and made a pass at him at my house after one of our dates. His penis was absolutely tiny, and I'm not the tightest after 3 kids. We were so mismatched, it was a joke! The worst thing was that I had my period. He used his hands a lot, and my God, the blood (and noise!). When I saw the state of the sheets in the morning, I could have died. He had also gone down on me, a fact that my friends found particularly hilarious, as he was vegetarian. 'But Dieu', they said, 'it must have been like he was eating a rare steak'.

* He had also gone down on me, a fact that my friends found particularly hilarious, as he was vegetarian.*

I'm not sure what being vegetarian has to do with giving oral sex? Even when there's period blood involved I'm a vegetarian and never thought about not giving oral due to my diet

What do you call a woman who has an orgasm every time she has sex?

A lesbian.

That’s not true. I have an orgasm every single time and I’m not a lesbian. My husband is very much a man, and just good at what he does !

With some of these it's difficult to know whether to laugh or cry!

Obviously we get the female perspective here. Being curious, I would really like see a male equivalent thread :) Is there such a thing as dadsnet?

My husband

My ex on our wedding I thought well you’ll never have great sex but at least your away from the family. He was using a formula it never changed.

The one who cried after because he felt guilty about his fiance.wtf.! I felt awful I didnt have a clue

@chocolatebuttons1

I think it was more of a lighthearted thing

But you don't have to reply though do you? This isn't you privately confiding in friends, it's a public forum, that anyone can read, include people you are deriding. If it was a thread asking people to describe how ugly and unshaggable they find disabled women or black women or Irish women, would you think it was acceptable for people to make lots of posts about how ugly these women are 'because that was what the post asked and its not a support group for disabled/ black/Irish women'. No, you wouldn't. You would think anyone who answered was a fucking arsehole of the highest order.

None of your analogies work.

And fwiw women have described sex with men with large Di is as being shit too.

Also go on a male dominated forum, and see any discussions about sex and women's bodies ..... What I've seen in here is mild in comparison.

They're public anonymous forums, ppl can say whatever their experiences are.

You are so "what about the poor men's" you've lost the plot.

*menz

He smacked me on the arse out of the blue. I got dressed and left.

@BubblyBarbara

What liquid 'help' are you referring to pls? I've only heard of viagra, and thought that was a pill?

asking for a friend obv

What he didn't realise was that he hadn't even entered me. He had fucked the mattress under my bottom. He didn't know it, and he was thrilled to lose his

My sister's acquaintance had a guy on holiday shag some part (cushion maybe) of the sun lounger they were on drunk, not realising he hadnt entered her. I think she just went along with it rather than say ...I still wonder how (even drunk) they'd not know.

I wonder how many lists I'm on as shittest sex ever.

I imagine I'm on a few. If there's no chemistry then I lose the will to live so quite possibly get thought of as rubbish

Problem is most guys who are amazing in bed are players or have shagged shitloads of women.

Yeah, I kinda think that my 'number 6' falls into this category. Other than the obvious, he also had a profound and positive effect on my life. I'm grateful to him for that every single day. One night. But my life would have been very different if I'd never met him

French guy who sweated so much he dripped on me!

ExH who used to whisper all the kinky things he’d like to do to me whilst having very pedestrian missionary. He never did any of them.

The really good looking men I've been with have been poor to awful in bed. I think they're so used to women being available it makes them bloody lazy and selfish sexually.

@BubblyBarbara

I had to read to the end of that to have even half a clue what you were talking about, I've never seen so much effort to avoid the word lubricant!!