Just though I'll let you know

[jadey0891]

Thought I'd let you all know about tomorrow.. stay safe

So far we have:

Put a rainbow in your window
Put a teddy in your window
Put up your christmas lights (can't because the cat chewed them)
Put a candle in your window
Clap for carers
Shine a light to fight CV
Dance on your doorstep
2 minute silence
Clap for kids.

Overkill much?

I will be Salsa-ing for my spaniel on Wednesday.

@SecretWitch
I'm still here. Just reading through.
Thanks for the welcoming

This should be in classics as well look back on this in the future.

This kind of meaningless, empty, syrupy twattery gets us nowhere and achieves nothing.

Desperate isn't it. It's brought out a nation of lemmings, tripping over themselves to jump on the bandwagon and roll off the cliff just because everyone else does it.

Honk for little Billy's birthday. Give me strength!

shouldhavecalleditoatabix I agree, amongst the madness this place can sometimes feel like home.

jadey0891 I think you have the MN characteristics, most would have flounce by now. This should end up in classics, I will give you a clap for that.

Between 16.07 and 17.19 I think we should have a clap for couriers.

@dentydown that’s probably the best one liner I’ve ever read. I bet some sneaky stand up will pinch it.

We'll all be spending the whole of lockdown stood on our doorsteps clapping like performing seals at this rate.

@YouTheCat Twerk for teachers. Hilarious. You’ve made me smile on a difficult day. But yes Tuesdays. Let’s twerk for teachers. No need to go fully out of the front door. Just poke our bums out. 8pm.

@dentydown hilarious!

I've told DD that she won't be getting the clap....her reply was "if I do he's going to be using his balls as conkers"....she's 27.

Please provide me a timetable to ensure I dont missed any of it!

Utter bollocks , can I clap for my cat and dog too they are behaving very well

I'll definitely join in the Spaniel Salsa! 💃

fair play janey youve taken it well - welcome

im waiting for 3pm just to see if it happens

Dentydown that’s way too specific a time frame for the courier clap. It needs to be announced by email with a link to a tracking number. No matter when the link is clicked it will state, ‘2.05 am - Your clap has been dispatched to Harlow Sorting Office‘. No clap will be forthcoming and At 9 pm all couriers will give up on it turning up and go get their showers. As soon as the water Is running the entire nation (apart from couriers obviously) will be stood on their doorsteps clapping furiously in the knowledge that there’s absolutely no chance any courier will be able to hear it.

We're going to record some clapping and put it on a permanent loop to play through speakers out of the front bedroom window. JD!

The courier will leave a note saying “we attempted to listen to your clap but were unable to contact you, we will be listening to your neighbor at 23”

We will all have the clap soon

Load of crap.

Got something else for you alllooool

SlipSlidin yes there will definitely be a mass delivery of ‘sorry we missed you’ notes.

i will be skiing for my Schnauzer at 5pm

I feel we should clap for the cars. After all they've been used to driving everyday and now have had their world turned upside down...