To ask you if you have a real life crush on anyone?

[Rainbowb]

And would you do anything if you could completely get away with it?! Mine is my daughter’s swimming teacher, he has the sexiest smile and is so good with the kids. Totally gives me the flutters but I’m guessing he’s not into overweight bespectacled women in their forties!

I know the world is ending. I was somewhat highly strung yesterday from all of the information we have had to process in the last few days of everything being cancelled and closing and the impending uncertainty that we are currently facing and now DDs having to stay at home until the end of time just topped off my sense of uncontrollable chaos!

One hour with Tom and I was calm and tranquil again. He’s definitely someone you’d want around in a crisis! He’s so chilled and reasonable.

#TranquillityTom

Thinking of those with #TeacherToms who will never ever see them again. Unless of course you are NHS staff, which means smaller classes and more Tom access with less competition??

Where have the Tom’s been all my life? Have you all been stashing them in cupboards? I’ve never fancied a Tom, I’ve barely met more than a handful come to think of it. Very jealous, I could do with a new fantasy figure right now. My crush is 100% not interested so all we discuss is microwave sterilisers and the like.

#MicrowaveTom

#sterilisedTom - a Tom for our times

also #handsanitiserTom #militarymanoeuvresTom #supermarketdeliveryTom

best of all is #toiletrollTom

We had joy, we had fun, we had #HomeDeliveryToms in the sun.

It's the hit of the summer.

#HomeDeliveryToms are about to become very popular as long as they've washed their hands.

I'm in Heaven. Not only have I just been given the all clear after my breast cancer diagnosis two months ago but DH #yesImarriedaTomgome, has just very competently, but with a certain raffish panache, parked the car in a ridiculously tight space

Chris Whitty. What an intelligent, calm, articulate man. Also Patrick Valance come to think of it. What a pair 😍

@peaceanddove

Yay!!!!!

Does your Tom have a brother?

If not could you clone him?

I'll have a stab at cloning DH. I got a B in GCSE Chemistry after all. How hard can it be?

Exactly. The Toms would have to research it, model it, make a prototype, test it, tweak it and whatever else they do.

You can knock up a Tom in your lunch hour.

Sucking

You can knock up a Tom in your lunch hour.

And he can knock me up for afters.

And after the afters, #babyTom

Right well I have assembled a basic cloning kit

1. various plastic bowls
2. spatula
3. pair of DH's used socks
4. home hair dye kit (Garnier 'Rich Brunette')
5. pair of marigolds

I think that covers it?

@peaceanddove

1. Four-pack of stella

Congratulations, good news!!

peaceandlove that’s awesome! You must be feeling good about that. Lots of dirty Tom tone to celebrate I hope! #LuckyTom

#dirtyTom

I'll just leave that thought here for your perusal.

Tom has given me a shocking grade for my essay.

#outoflovewithTom

Oh no! Why? What was the feedback/comment?

The gist was that I didn't understand the basic concepts. He's right, I didn't and the essay was probably a fail. I think Tom may have bumped it up to get it over the pass mark.

i ‘ve had a few of those too.its a bummer.

I’m missing my Tom. Had a little chat earlier today on a conference call as I got the time wrong and he had IT issues so only us two on the line! It was meant to be! Haha. Darn you Corona when he was meant to be taking me to the theatre (meant lighthearted)

This thread just gets better

@Darbs76 Woo hoo, #telephoneTom.

I don't think anyone will be going to the theatre for some time. You could drop hints about your favourite Netflix shows and then you could have a Netflix party.

@Allaboardthemagicbus2020 It's my first crap grade and it has probably scuppered my chances of getting a top degree. I could cry.