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To ask what the secret is behind the Maltesers box?

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Poptasmagorical · 25/01/2020 19:36

Just that really: what is the box design all about? Why is there the circular hole? What are the perforated quarter circles for? Is it all some advanced alien technology or am I just too dense to understand a basic cardboard box?

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SwtPeasOnEarth · 28/12/2021 17:56

@Davros

I just saw your post about providing big bowls of Smarties and Maltesers at your wedding do 😂
I can imagine all your guests were quite impressed with the poshness of your offerings.Xmas Grin

Davros · 28/12/2021 18:00

It was very "us"!

SwtPeasOnEarth · 28/12/2021 18:22

@Davros
My kind of people! Sounds like you might be perfect for the Maltesers spokesperson spot if @Poptasmagorical ever needs a breakXmas Grin

Poptasmagorical · 29/12/2021 09:29

@SwtPeasOnEarth I'm not quite ready to give it up just yet! Maybe in thirty years or so...

I didn't get any for Christmas but I did get one of those giant boxes for Christmas Eve. And I even had some left on Boxing Day!

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SwtPeasOnEarth · 29/12/2021 13:41

Oh, @Poptasmagorical
You've always been sooo dedicated to your position...you ARE the right person to represent the Maltesers brand....I believe I've heard rumours that you're up for another Queen's Honour for Saving the Economy of the UK again this year.
What on Earth could anyone have given you for Christmas gifts if not your favourite Maltesers? I'm glad someone came to their senses and you received a giant box for a Christmas Eve present...you are so easy to buy for...I'm just glad you didn't receive any of the new mint flavoured ones...I tried those..bleurgh!Xmas Hmm

SwtPeasOnEarth · 29/12/2021 13:47

@AlCalavicci...haven't heard from you lately...are you in a chocolate coma from all the Maltesers you've been scarfing down this Holiday season?Xmas Grin

SwtPeasOnEarth · 29/12/2021 13:50

@ElfCalavicci
Thanks for alerting me about the official Christmas name change this year...that was fun... Yours was truly inspiredXmas Grin

ElfCalavicci · 30/12/2021 05:30

Hi @SwtPeasOnEarth, I hope you had a good christmas, I am thinking about a new year name change too . . . . . . . .

NewYearCalavicci · 30/12/2021 05:34

There we go , not exactly awe-inspiring but it will do for a few days Smile

SwtPeasOnEarth · 30/12/2021 05:50

@NewYearCalavicci
I like it! But, of course everything goes well with Calavicci!Xmas Wink

Lifeisbeautiful01 · 30/12/2021 07:23

[quote Ohtherewearethen]@Helena - how? I'm sorry but I don't trust people like you. Did you think they were After Eights?
I bought some earlier funnily enough. I hide them in the cupboard my husband never goes in simply so I don't have to share. Sharing maltesers is certainly not a 'thing' in our house and it'll be a cold day in hell before it becomes one.[/quote]
I’ve eaten the maltesers but you’ve just reminded me that there must be a rogue snack bag in the house, as I bought After Eights and Turkish delight…now where did I hide that in November?

NewYearCalavicci · 30/12/2021 09:51

@Lifeisbeautiful01
If you PM me your address I will come round and help you look for them and do a taste test yo make sure they haven t gone off Wink

NewYearCalavicci · 30/12/2021 09:54

Why thank you kind @SwtPeasOnEarth .

SwtPeasOnEarth · 30/12/2021 12:44

@NewYearCalavicci
You're the kind one..offering to do free taste tests !

NewYearCalavicci · 30/12/2021 18:35

The things I do to help out fellow MNters Grin

SwtPeasOnEarth · 30/12/2021 19:10

@NewYearCalavicci
😂😂😂 I've missed your wonderful sense of humour...every time I go to the pound shop and see a packet of sidewalk chalk I think of that hilarious chalk-on-the-drive thread! That was so much MN fun.
My DH is making noises about another mural...think of you then, too.
A nice pat to your kitty from me!😺

NewYearCalavicci · 31/12/2021 06:25

The chalk thread makes me smile when I think about it .

Poor kitty us going to the vets this afternoon, not sure what's wrong with him but he is really out of sorts Sad

We need to find another thread to take over ! Grin

SwtPeasOnEarth · 31/12/2021 06:45

@NewYearCalavicci
I'm sorry to hear puddy is not feeling well.Xmas Sad I've been reading a thread on the Litter Tray and several kitties are feeling poorly lately...I hope yours gets to feeling better right away, AL.Flowers
Yes! Be on the look out for a new thread to join...although that chalk one might just be a once in a lifetime Xmas Grin

SwtPeasOnEarth · 31/12/2021 13:58

@NewYearCalavicci
Any news about your little puddy? Fingers crossed he's back to his wonderful purring selfFlowers

NewYearCalavicci · 31/12/2021 15:41

@SwtPeasOnEarth go over to the litter tray , just posted there. Sad

SwtPeasOnEarth · 31/12/2021 16:49

@NewYearCalavicci
I'm headed over right now!Flowers

Holothane · 07/03/2022 15:47

I don’t share and the way I feel today I’d love a box but they’re so expensive now.

Sweetpea1532 · 07/03/2022 19:10

@Holothane
I'm sorry you are having a crummy dayFlowers
I had no idea Maltesers have gone up in price...what a terrible revelation!
@AnneKipankitoo
Would you pretty please post your Maltesers gif on here? It's very topical and might just cheer up Holo.

BTW, Costco has started selling a lifetime supply of Moonpies ..might just be the right time for our snack selling Buckingham Palace scheme..especially since the Queen is said to have left the palace...we could possibly use some of the rooms for office space and extra inventory Daffodil

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