To think is going to be how I die?

[SinkGirl]

We have twin boys who are 3, both autistic and non verbal.

They love songs and one has recently started signing for more so I want to try and encourage them. They also don’t have much interest in people especially other children.

After doing some reading I decided to buy a living puppet / signing puppet and it’s just arrived...

This thing is going to come to life and kill with its empty floppy hands, isn’t it?

😂 Most probably.

Kill it first!!! 🤣

Annabelle number 2

It has Peter Stringfellow hair

Ooh I can just imagine that creeping silently/floppily up your bedspread in the night... before gazing into your face. :o sorry but you started it :o

I'm crying laughing

He looks a bit like Boris

He looks very much like Boris... shall I burn it as an effigy?

They’re really expensive new and I found someone selling an overstock on eBay (can’t think why) so I didn’t get to choose the design.

I’ve put it face down so I don’t have to look into its eyes...

Put it in the freezer. It’s horrific OP.

I’m not saying it’s definitely possessed, but it’s possessed.

Heeeeeere's Boris! You have to call it Boris, OP. For our sakes.

And yes, he will infiltrate your dreams and you will wake up in a cold sweat. 😅

Good luck sleeping tonight OP!

OMG. Burn it.

Make sure you post back here tomorrow OP so we know you’re still alive.

It probably posted itself on eBay....after killing it’s first family!!!!

@Ridingthegravytrain

DogAndCatPerson OMG you are right - it does have Peter Stringfellow hair. I can't unsee that now.

OP - I hope you have a suitably creepy trunk to keep him in. Put a chain around the trunk when you aren't using the puppet, and try to ignore the rattling sounds at night.

Awww he just wants to play with you.
Forever and ever and ever.

He's lovely!! Of course he's not going to kill you. He's a friendly puppet.

Haha

I once won a very creepy doll in a raffle - my daughter called it 'The Curs-ed Doll' and made me put it facing the wall.
I re-raffled it as soon as possible (it is still probably doing the rounds of raffles years later )

Yours looks much friendlier than The Curs-ed Doll. Would it look less unusual better in a hat?

Well at least that’s Halloween sorted.

RIP OP.
Your poor children. 😂

The worst thing is - they’re probably going to absolutely love it and you’re now stuck with it for life!

Heeeeeeeere’s Boris!

Or just BJ

Just hide the knives to be on the safe side.

OP you do realise that you can never ever leave this thread now as we'll be convinced you've been brutally murdered by Boris/Chucky/Annabelle II

If you don’t hear from me every 15 mins, call the Warrens