To think is going to be how I die?

[SinkGirl]

We have twin boys who are 3, both autistic and non verbal.

They love songs and one has recently started signing for more so I want to try and encourage them. They also don’t have much interest in people especially other children.

After doing some reading I decided to buy a living puppet / signing puppet and it’s just arrived...

This thing is going to come to life and kill with its empty floppy hands, isn’t it?

I think BJ should 'remain' in your home

However, your son is wise to be distrustful

Do I donate BJ? Would it be wrong to pass the evil on to someone else? If I take him to a charity shop will I get back to find him sitting in my window?

He knows where you live, so donating won't work, he will return! you're going to have to move, preferably countries, and move regularly, maybe a caravan? Or a boat? he will try and find you

Burn him.

Or a boat?

Now imagining BJ doing the front crawl with his floppy hands

@SinkGirl
Now is the time to teach your sons about Viking funerals. Yes.

@Toddlerteaplease
Honestly, this is an emergency. If you’d showed him the thread he’d have understood... And never slept again...

I think it will deliver a hard Brexit and be home in time for tea

Can I somehow force a Brexit extension by whispering persuasively in BJ’s ear? Worth a shot!

@WorryBadger

Haunted acti-fry! brilliant

Eugh those hands.....
My mum collects stuff. So she had a phase of collecting ceramic pig things which was fine. Then it was porcelain dolls in Victorian dresses, she would then put them on shelves all around the house. The amount of times as a teenager I would forget they were there and shit myself when I saw them out of the corner of my eye. Then came the reborn baby doll phase. Creepy things at the best of times until... she got one that 'breathes'. That thing is going to kill her one day I swear. She has it in a basket thing in the corner of the living room. I can't even look at it. I'm honestly scared that she is going to get puppets next.