To think is going to be how I die?

[SinkGirl]

We have twin boys who are 3, both autistic and non verbal.

They love songs and one has recently started signing for more so I want to try and encourage them. They also don’t have much interest in people especially other children.

After doing some reading I decided to buy a living puppet / signing puppet and it’s just arrived...

This thing is going to come to life and kill with its empty floppy hands, isn’t it?

How do we know that you aren't already dead and it's the doll posting?

How do we know that you aren't already dead and it's the doll posting?

Oh shit

Least you've got your guy sorted for 5 November this year.

You really should have put a horrific content warning in your title.
That fucker has imprinted itself onto my eyeballs.
Closing my eyes doesn’t make it go away.
On my deathbed that is the last thing I shall see......coming towards me.
..........menacingly.

The doll can type with those big floppy hands? Oh man then he can get out the front door and head out into the world...

OP Boris is just going to keep posting pictures with the murder doll getting closer and closer to the camera... Until. It. Crawls. Out. Of. Your. Screen..... Aaaaaaaaargh!

Obviously only speculating here as I have no personal knowledge, but its expression looks just how I imagine Boris's orgasm-face to look

He wants to put his hands in your insides

If you don’t hear from me every 15 mins, call the Warrens

I was just going to say, do you want Annabelle? Because this is how you get Annabelle.

Check in the morning to see if his hand drawn freckles are still in the same place.

Chilling little ragshite, isn't it.

I think you'd need to bury it at a crossroads with a stake through it if you don't want the thing to rise up and stalk the earth

You can't keep that in the house!

You mentioned that it sings??? Is it perchance in a creepily high yet subsisted voice?

*sinister

Oh god I needed this😂😂😂😂 thank you

Aaaaaaand now I’m never sleeping again (not envy)

Contact a priest to have Boris there exorcised. I think every [Arch]Diocese still has to keep an exorcist on the books. In the meantime, maybe just sneak into the back of a [Catholic] church & splash the fecker with a bit of Holy Water from the bénitier...

Reallybadidea - ewwww!!!!!!
But I see what you mean...

If it's any consolation, one of my children has SN and goes to special school. I still shudder whenever I hear Rosie and Tim, or the Tweenies.

Good luck sleeping OP

OMG

Have your twins seen it? What do they think??

Can it sing? What does it sound like???????

Does he mention 'We'll get it done' a lot?

Omg if anyone listens to Dead Ringers... it’s a physical manifestation of Bad Boris isn’t it?

It reminds me of The Riddlers. Anyone remember those?

Creepy fuckers who also sang. Maybe it's the bastard offspring of Mossop and Tiddler and it's going to creep up on you one night, on its floppy feet, with its floppy hands and it's going to...

riddle you out...

He wants you to insert parts of your body into his mouth.