My friend thinks my husband should divorce me

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

... For doing this to a block of cheese For some reason my DH gets really wound up when people (usually DD) grate the cheese from the 'wrong' end (ie, an end that isn't already grated). Earlier, I was grating cheese for tea and I had a lightbulb moment and grated every possible end, edge, side, corner and angle on the block of cheese

My friend is horrified and thinks DH should divorce me for so much wrongness

Obviously lighthearted

Whoops.

Was I being unreasonable to do this to the cheese?

Heathen.

Jesus Christ woman - you are a monster!

It actually looks quite artistic.

Will DH blow a fuse when he finds that?

There is no punishment great enough.

I personally think it looks nice.m, a work of art indeed. Perhaps he (and your friend) just don't appreciate modern art 😁

It looks like a work of art

I actually think that you should have carved your name into it.

You know who does this?😮
People who have bodies buried in their gardens!

But when you slice it to put on your crackers it will be the wrong shape. Unforgivable.

Haha love it!

Yes he should LTB!

Sweet lord. What HAVE you done?!!??!

This is only acceptable when down to the final 25% of a block of cheese.

Fair play for going for Red Leicester though, an underrated and underused cheese.

I would correct this abomination by using a sharp knife to restore it to a perfectly smooth and regular block. In the interests of tidiness, I would eat the corrections.

I only have me issue with this.

Skin should only touch cheese that is being used that day. Did you manage to do that without touching the cheese that is going back in the fridge?

If so, I think it's genius! And if your DH doesn't see the funny side, YOU should divorce HIM.

My dad used to get so annoyed with my mum for doing this because he’d like it cut with perfect precision I’m straight lines from one end, so she’d carve hearts into the side of the block and lop off random corners
It used to make me laugh how petty she’d be about it just for fun

If this is what you do to one you love, I don't want to get on your wrong side!

Love it.
When my DH was been pedantic about cheese I took a giant bite and popped it back in the fridge, teethmarks and all.

I can't wait to see his face when he finds it

How dare you do that to the cheese!!! Poor block of cheese

Who grates cheese from the wrong end?

Your friends are right, your DH should LTB (and the whole family by the sounds of it!)

I'd divorce you for that. Some things are too precious to be messed with, and cheese is one of those things.

My husband would kill me.... Goes off to grate cheese