My friend thinks my husband should divorce me

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

... For doing this to a block of cheese For some reason my DH gets really wound up when people (usually DD) grate the cheese from the 'wrong' end (ie, an end that isn't already grated). Earlier, I was grating cheese for tea and I had a lightbulb moment and grated every possible end, edge, side, corner and angle on the block of cheese

My friend is horrified and thinks DH should divorce me for so much wrongness

Obviously lighthearted

i see we share a sense of humour, OP

The only way to grate cheese!

Cheese is too delicious to mess around with and desecrate!!!

Red Leicester is the only acceptable ‘basic’ cheese. Cheddar is vile and it’s unchallenged ubiquity is because no one is brave enough to admit its horrible and ask for something else instead. Like iceberg lettuce.

Rhi

I'm a Double Gloucester girl, myself.

Awful, why would you do that?

Have you also plugged it in? It looks like you’re charging it up😀

I actually took a sharp intake of breath when I saw that picture and immediately forwarded it on to Crimestoppers

@PhilCornwall1 I'm grating cheese like that from now on.

OP l love you.

No DP here BUT I am going to grate my cheese this evening like this in homage (fromage).

I have guests. That'll flush out the mumsnetters.

oh gosh it looks so wrong! So YABU!

But YANBU as it is also hilarious!!!

You both deserve each other. Him for buying revolting orange cheese and you for your crimes against grating

personally I think it's fine to grate whatever side you want to but for goodness sake then slice a bit off to make it neat

I’ve been thinking about this. I’m lobbying for a lifetime ban from MN. Sorry but that’s how I feel...

When we get more cheese I'm going to bite it and put it back just for the lolz.

I've started a war apparently! And I'm not right in the head I was nearly doubled over crying with laughter as he was opening it 😂😂

I'm no grating expert... But man... How do you do that to the biggest surface of a cheese block without grating your fingertips? Impressed for that bit.
But for the rest. Sacrilege.

Can I vote YABU twice?? My husband is a wrong end grater too, one of these days I might grate HIS wrong end! 😲

But the cheese is ORANGE!

Well yes, it's Red Leicester. Why are so many people baffled at its colour?! Does no-one ever look at the deli counter and see all the different coloured cheeses?

Very popular in Scotland for some reason. I worked on a deli when I was a student and the ‘orange’ cheddar sold better than the white (tasted the same).

Grate it all. Then he wouldn't have an end to stand on!

You should have left some teeth marks in it, that would have really finished him off.

Mwahahahaha!

Sorry I get annoyed because my oh doesn’t cut off a piece of cheese to grate.... I hate grated ends and always cut off what I need before grating

I always cut off a piece if I’m grating it. Usually I’m too lazy to grate and just chop it.