My friend thinks my husband should divorce me

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

... For doing this to a block of cheese For some reason my DH gets really wound up when people (usually DD) grate the cheese from the 'wrong' end (ie, an end that isn't already grated). Earlier, I was grating cheese for tea and I had a lightbulb moment and grated every possible end, edge, side, corner and angle on the block of cheese

My friend is horrified and thinks DH should divorce me for so much wrongness

Obviously lighthearted

Freak

Good grief.

Cheese murderer...

My husband gets all irrational if I break the end off a French stick rather than cutting it; I can't imagine he'd like me leaving the cheese like that..

TBH he should divorce you for such bad taste in cheese.....

Who eats tasteless Red Leicester (which is actually cheddar cheese in it with a red food dye to make it orange in colour)!

I get very cross is someone breaks the end off a baguette. Very cross.

Ooh that makes for uncomfortable viewing

That is just no gouda, I camembert to look at the picture a second longer. I would brie really pissed off with you.
sorry someone had to do it

What kind of monster are you?? I'm horrified at such a flagrant act of vandalism

I actually gasped at that photo!

Yeah, I'd leave you for that.

Ha! I'm off to do this and also carve my initials in it to "test" the pettiness of this household :)

My long lost twin!!!!

I would do that just for the hell of it

omg you philistine how could you do this to the cheese?

I think your friend should retract the LTB suggestion and offer mediation. The focus of mediation should be suggestions of each person having their own block of cheese, that is appropriately labelled and boundaries should be discussed regarding what happens if you eat all your cheese before your DH.

Lots of and would need to be consumed to aide this mediation session.

You’re a sociopath

I need some Red Leicester therapy right now. Happily, I have some in.

Oooohhh I just want to run my fingers all over it!

Thank you OP for this thread. You have reminded me what is good about Mumsnet.
I've been reading another thread (about trying to steal a quickie during the day with DCs in the house) and it's made me .

And no, of course he shouldn't divorce you.

You should divorce him and let him marry your friend and then you and your DD can have nightly cheese grating sessions in front of the TV and even leave crumbs in the bag!

What is wrong with you . Dh makes me slice the gated end so its flat

Your friend is right. YABVVVU

You touched that with your hands and put it back in the fridge. I wouldn’t use that 🤮

He should leave and get full custody of the cheese! How could you!

I had a sharp intake of breath when I saw that. It's akin to the people (everyone in my house) who dig lumps out of the butter.

@NorthernSpirit it's his choice of cheese! I'm an extra mature (cheddar) kind of gal

Good grief, you're an animal!

This made my eye twitch

Surely the only correct way is to grate one end, slice grated end to make it smooth again, eat the sliced off bit?