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To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?

340 replies

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 14:41

Last week I told my mother that DDog had worms. She spoke with her “know it all but knows incorrectly” husband and then rang me back telling me “Barry was saying, you need to get the queen out”. I said “what?” And she said “the queen worm, Barry was saying that there is always a queen and it’s a long white worm and until you get that one, you’ll never get rid of the babies”. Now ... I’m used to Barry’s bullshit ridiculous advice and I’m also used to my mum blindly believing everything he says and refusing the accept that he’s wrong, so to avoid the argument I just said “ok”.

A couple of days later she asked “did you manage to get the queen yet?”. Now ... catching me on a bad day I snapped “it doesn’t work like that with worms! There is no queen or worker worms or bloody soldier worms ... they’re all the same!” So she, as predicted said “no! Barry used to have a dog so he knows what he’s on about!! You need to get the queen worm out otherwise it’s no good, you’ll never be rid of them”. So I changed the subjected.

This morning she rang up and said “hows the worms?” So I said “good, all gone now” so she said “oh good! You must have got the queen then! Barry was saying it’s called the Tate worm or something ... “

So at this point I lost it and screamed down the phone. She started shouting “what’s wrong?!” Thinking I was being attacked and now she’s in a huff because I “worried her”.

This drives me mad, Barry comes out with the most ridiculous shit and she instantly decides he must be spot on and argues everyone else down - in turn making herself look as daft as him!!! It’s gone on for over 20 years and I’ve always tried to be polite and humour them but fuck it! AIBU to not go along with this shit anymore? He needs to be told!!

OP posts:
whatashitshow1 · 14/08/2019 22:29

Omg I'm loving this

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 22:33

@pickletickled yes!! There is a north and a south version?

OP posts:
pickletickled · 14/08/2019 22:38

OMG OMG yes I'm in the South :)

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 22:39

No way!! 😮😂 it cant be, surely! Is your Barry married to a wife that doesn’t speak much? 😂

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pickletickled · 14/08/2019 22:47

I don't know. I know who Barry is from another shop but not really had conversations with him and I haven't seen him with his wife. Does he live in the same Town as me,and in there- somewhere also with 2 names one being a T? Ohh I could be wrong about area it could be classed as a different estate (also with 2 frigging names haha)

theWarOnPeace · 14/08/2019 22:58

OMG snot and pickled if you two know the same Barry, I will just about keel over!

Unfortunately we are in London, and I don’t know if Jackie is down for a long distance annoying friendship with Barry Grin, she spends oh so much time advising my mum on what I should do with my life, that she probably doesn’t have time for him. Also, it would never work between two absolute annoying fecking know it alls.

They’d be arguing about who does the best armchair diagnoses, who knows someone who is related to someone to fit every circumstance known to humankind, and what everyone they’ve ever met definitely won’t like. Her thoughts on Trump make me want to stop the world and jump off. She thinks Boris Johnson is “a big old softie”, who will do a great job with Brexit because he was a great mayor wasn’t he? She thinks he was great with the bendy buses Hmm she’s a woefully uninformed twerp.

FattyPeddledFuriously999 · 14/08/2019 23:13

hilarious!

I bet Barry voted leave and likes Trump!

Cocolapew · 14/08/2019 23:17

This thread is magnificent Star

pickletickled · 14/08/2019 23:20

the war I know right :) :)
If it is the same one fatty Yes he will have and he most likely voted Tory too - my customer did/does both and takes his lead from Baz :)

mamansnet · 14/08/2019 23:22

Omg I absolutely have to know if it's the same Barry @SnotBlower and @pickletickled

Sparklypurpleunicornsaremyfav · 14/08/2019 23:24

Sooooooo hoping these 2barries are the same person!!!! Got nothing to add just want to hear more about this and any more advice he can give... Do you think he could explain the off side rule, everyone else has given up on me!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

theministryhasfallen · 14/08/2019 23:36

Omg!! Please be the same Barry!!!

TateWorm · 14/08/2019 23:36

I hope the 2 Barrys are the same too, would be a crazy coincidence to have two identical sounding ones in what sounds like the same area!

pickletickled · 14/08/2019 23:39

TBC..... I'll be back tomorrow with more clues for snot
Gotta sleep for work now, where no doubt, 100%, I'll be getting Barry's opinions, facts and bullshit from 8.30 onwards via my customer.

MustShowDH · 14/08/2019 23:52

#findtherealBarry

Scruffalicious · 14/08/2019 23:57

Here for the Barry Guff.

And the possible shared Barrie.

🍿

pandarific · 15/08/2019 00:01

My mum does this.

'Be careful bringing ds into the house next to those bushes - bees can smell babies.'

On cockroaches: 'Those things travel in pairs you know.'

ConfusedGrin

Spinderellacutituponetime · 15/08/2019 00:07

Loving this! Barry rocks.

RockinHippy · 15/08/2019 00:08

I'm sorry but YABU & sound very stressed & perhaps taking it out on the wrong people. Either that or you just really don't like Barry. I think you need to apologise to your DM

You & Barry are both right, but instead of clarifying what your mum was talking about & asking her to explain more, you presumed she was talking rubbish & git wound up & flew off at her.

Your mum meant tapeworms. Barry is right in what he told your mum & that she tried to do you a favour by passing on to you.

Your thinking roundworms etc, so you are right too, but the poor communication, of which you are at least equally guilty, means it turns into unnecessary drama.

Apologise & in future try & communicate better & deal with your stress, or dislike of Barry

Bookworm4 · 15/08/2019 00:10

@RockinHippy
RTFT it’s went off point slightly 🤣😉

RockinHippy · 15/08/2019 00:12

Oh my god, I've just seen the updates. I want a Barry, he sounds like comedy gold😂

Honestly, you can't change their behaviour p, but you can change your reaction to it. If you just up, roll with it & enjoy the fantastic humour in it

RockinHippy · 15/08/2019 00:12

I know I spotted BookBlush

AuchAyeTheNo · 15/08/2019 00:26

We have a Barry (Graeme) my ‘BIL’

Please OP we need more of his wisdom Grin

Skittlesandbeer · 15/08/2019 00:26

Mine is called Gary.

Once the YouTube channel is up and running, wanna do a collab? [Grin]

I’m open to naming suggestions: contemplating the merits of

Getting down to Brass Tax with Barry & Gary

Sithee · 15/08/2019 00:33

Mine is called Todd. He is a nosey neighbour and very generous with his never ending unsolicited “advice”. You have my sympathy OP