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To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?

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SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 14:41

Last week I told my mother that DDog had worms. She spoke with her “know it all but knows incorrectly” husband and then rang me back telling me “Barry was saying, you need to get the queen out”. I said “what?” And she said “the queen worm, Barry was saying that there is always a queen and it’s a long white worm and until you get that one, you’ll never get rid of the babies”. Now ... I’m used to Barry’s bullshit ridiculous advice and I’m also used to my mum blindly believing everything he says and refusing the accept that he’s wrong, so to avoid the argument I just said “ok”.

A couple of days later she asked “did you manage to get the queen yet?”. Now ... catching me on a bad day I snapped “it doesn’t work like that with worms! There is no queen or worker worms or bloody soldier worms ... they’re all the same!” So she, as predicted said “no! Barry used to have a dog so he knows what he’s on about!! You need to get the queen worm out otherwise it’s no good, you’ll never be rid of them”. So I changed the subjected.

This morning she rang up and said “hows the worms?” So I said “good, all gone now” so she said “oh good! You must have got the queen then! Barry was saying it’s called the Tate worm or something ... “

So at this point I lost it and screamed down the phone. She started shouting “what’s wrong?!” Thinking I was being attacked and now she’s in a huff because I “worried her”.

This drives me mad, Barry comes out with the most ridiculous shit and she instantly decides he must be spot on and argues everyone else down - in turn making herself look as daft as him!!! It’s gone on for over 20 years and I’ve always tried to be polite and humour them but fuck it! AIBU to not go along with this shit anymore? He needs to be told!!

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pickletickled · 16/08/2019 22:31

Snot come back when you can, I need want to know if our Bazza's are indeed the same one.

pandarific · 16/08/2019 23:46

Bees can smell babies? Was there any expansion on why this is a bad thing? Is she concerned the baby might get pollinated? 🐝* *

Bees just can't pass up taking a lump out of a nice juicy baby don't you know? Seeing as they eat blood, rather than pollen. My MIL was there at the time and started to suggest perhaps the bees might prefer some thyme or some such...

peonypower · 17/08/2019 02:45

My mother is married to a Barry. Only he's called Terry.

He convinced her to spend hundreds on some magnets to stick to their water pipes that somehow magically would reduce their energy bills. Only of course they didn't. As I'd told her they wouldn't ...but what would I know, with my first class chemistry degree? Terry knew better

SleepWarrior · 17/08/2019 06:20

A GG/Barry (as their mood takes them) in my life let me know that we must no longer use magnets on our fridge.

Why, I asked?

Because... the magnetism of course... it affects the food.

Oh, in what way exactly?

Well, it just does - something to do with them being on the fridge door pointing in.

What, little magnetic letters? How exactly do they cause a problem, what's going on in the food when the kids write stuff on the fridge???

It was great fun Grin

Hellofromtheotterslide · 17/08/2019 07:53

*We have a John Says in our family.

Any opinion on anything from politics to wine to the price of fish is rendered unarguable-with by the prefix ‘John Says’.

He’s like a Frankie for the 21st Century*

GrinGrin

Spudlet · 17/08/2019 07:58

Bees just can't pass up taking a lump out of a nice juicy baby don't you know? Seeing as they eat blood, rather than pollen. My MIL was there at the time and started to suggest perhaps the bees might prefer some thyme or some such...

Oh well, now you explain it, it makes perfect sense Confused Grin

CallmeAngelina · 17/08/2019 19:39

Strikes me that there are a fair few Barrys on MN.
"Log it with 101," anyone?

Bookworm4 · 17/08/2019 20:09

@CallmeAngelina
‘Report them’ to who???
This applies in soft play, supermarket etc

fandabbyfannyflutters · 17/08/2019 20:38

Pmsl @ even Phillip 😂😂😂

custardlover · 17/08/2019 20:59

My mother is Barry/Jackie.

'The west is ALWAYS on the left
(What if you face the other direction mum?)
NO, FOR GOODNESS SAKE the west is ALWAYS ON THE LEFT.'

'It is well know that the Japanese do not ALLOW Argentinian meat. It's poison. And we're the idiots who get it instead.'

'People need to eat the food of their ancestors to avoid cancer. IT IS WELL KNOWN that we have evolved to need the food or our native countries; this is why you must feed DS potatoes at every meal.
(But mum, potatoes only came to Ireland in the 16th century and that's not a timeline that allows for much evolution - the food of my ancestors was wheat and seaweed.)
Don't be stupid, people from India have to eat curry or their have a much higher incidence of cancer, it's just a fact.'

Etc etc

But I just don't have a sense of humour about it any more. I would definitely have screamed too.

Ridiclious · 17/08/2019 21:28

Mary in our house. Definitely an Elevenerife. Unusually she's a real leftie (unlike my 'know it cos I read it in the DM' MIL) and spouts utter communist nonsense that is simply not feasible. I would like to hear Barry's musings on things because it reminds me of my tool of an ex boyfriend's Uncle Bill. Bill was world authority on naff all but had an opinion irregardless! I would imagine you sharing Barry's nonsense would be a form of therapy for you?

pickletickled · 19/08/2019 15:52

MamaOfBothTeams
He is in twice a day, EVERY day! :0

TheHodgeoftheHedge · 19/08/2019 16:42

A GG/Barry (as their mood takes them) in my life let me know that we must no longer use magnets on our fridge.

I hope you pointed out to them that the fridge itself has magnets for the door?! :)

Bouledeneige · 23/08/2019 14:30

Love this thread. I have a Barry - my BIL. He said that as he works in security (not MI5 but with a dog walking round a fence) he needed to pass onto me vital information he had received after the London bombings regarding the terror threat. Seeing as I live and work in London.

The advice? Avoid crowded places at rush hour. Brilliant!

My Granny was also a Barry. Mrs Dreavor had only had girls because she had had one of her ovaries removed. And one ovary is for girls, the other for boys, OBVS. My sister who studied Biology was apoplectic with frustration about this 'certain fact!'

Wheresthetimegone · 02/09/2019 14:59

I am in hysterics at Barry 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is So funny 🤣🤣

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