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To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?

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SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 14:41

Last week I told my mother that DDog had worms. She spoke with her “know it all but knows incorrectly” husband and then rang me back telling me “Barry was saying, you need to get the queen out”. I said “what?” And she said “the queen worm, Barry was saying that there is always a queen and it’s a long white worm and until you get that one, you’ll never get rid of the babies”. Now ... I’m used to Barry’s bullshit ridiculous advice and I’m also used to my mum blindly believing everything he says and refusing the accept that he’s wrong, so to avoid the argument I just said “ok”.

A couple of days later she asked “did you manage to get the queen yet?”. Now ... catching me on a bad day I snapped “it doesn’t work like that with worms! There is no queen or worker worms or bloody soldier worms ... they’re all the same!” So she, as predicted said “no! Barry used to have a dog so he knows what he’s on about!! You need to get the queen worm out otherwise it’s no good, you’ll never be rid of them”. So I changed the subjected.

This morning she rang up and said “hows the worms?” So I said “good, all gone now” so she said “oh good! You must have got the queen then! Barry was saying it’s called the Tate worm or something ... “

So at this point I lost it and screamed down the phone. She started shouting “what’s wrong?!” Thinking I was being attacked and now she’s in a huff because I “worried her”.

This drives me mad, Barry comes out with the most ridiculous shit and she instantly decides he must be spot on and argues everyone else down - in turn making herself look as daft as him!!! It’s gone on for over 20 years and I’ve always tried to be polite and humour them but fuck it! AIBU to not go along with this shit anymore? He needs to be told!!

OP posts:
csigeek · 15/08/2019 19:29

I think Barry might be my brother 😂
Last week he told our DM that you don't get a reminder letter for road tax anymore since they got rid of the actual discs, sent her into a blind panic about how on earth she could know when it needs to be renewed and where she would get the reference code from.
Her reminder letter was delivered the next day!

twinklenicci · 15/08/2019 19:38

You need to find your own barryisms and just come out with random ridiculous crap to see what she says

LaMarschallin · 15/08/2019 19:49

If Barry posted on MN he wouldn't RTFT either.

Bunnyfuller · 15/08/2019 20:55

I feel for you OP. this is my DM every.single.day.

Hers is from lack of google, she relies on knowledge handed down in her 1940s childhood. There is no science, no facts just lots of folklore. Woe betide me if I try to point out her errors. Just go with, change the subject and completely ignore it.

It tiring.

Liverpool52 · 15/08/2019 21:05

PIL: it's raining where you are.
DH: no it's lovely and sunny.
PIL: no you're wrong, the BBC says it's raining where you are.

150 miles from where they are. They just have to be right. I'd just hang up on them but DH has FOG.

It happens as well when they recount stories to us about our experiences (e.g. a weekend with a friend) that we've told them. And they get it totally wrong but we're misremembering about an event they didn't attend.

Utterly fucking batshit. Just because they have to be right. On that and so many other issues so am now NC.

MamaOfBothTeams · 15/08/2019 22:16

@pickletickled did Barry's friend come in today? Grin

billybear · 15/08/2019 22:46

i know a women like that what every illness we have she has had it worse she says what pills she had,i always joke to people about her i feel like making up an illness because she will of had it, she is so boring.if your dog has 3 legs hers will have 2 yiu get me, she drones on for hours abour her daughter/husband/friend who ever what illness they had what specialist they saw 10 years ago etc yawn yawn yawn

RiddleMeThis2018 · 15/08/2019 22:57

Even Philip would have screamed.
Actual LOL.

Blibbyblobby · 15/08/2019 23:33

bees can smell babies

I love this :)

FeeFee832 · 15/08/2019 23:35

YANBU

Barry sounds like a total twat

Bravelurker · 16/08/2019 00:46

That has made my night. Don't we all know a Barry who just turns shit on its arse. Brilliant.

joyfullittlehippo · 16/08/2019 00:49

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Giraffey1 · 16/08/2019 01:15

Who would have thought a thread about worms 🐛 would turn out to be so funny. More Barryisms, please!

JonSnowIsALoser · 16/08/2019 02:11

OP, you should have told your mother you screamed because you’d just seen the massive queen tate worm coming out of your dog’s butt and it really freaked you out.

DeegeeDee · 16/08/2019 08:18

Loving this thread. And @joyfullittlhippo my mum is a GG. I blame giving her a smartphone which she uses to share the shite she gets but doesn't allow her to look the facts up.

GoGoGoGoGo · 16/08/2019 08:39

GGs are mainly to be found on Facebook, sharing urban legends.

Centre Parks are not giving away a weekend trip because their previous winner never got back to them. Same with Disney cruises.

Pinkarsedfly · 16/08/2019 09:01

We have a John Says in our family.

Any opinion on anything from politics to wine to the price of fish is rendered unarguable-with by the prefix ‘John Says’.

He’s like a Frankie for the 21st Century.

ElasticFirecracker · 16/08/2019 09:42

@SnotBlower you were in no way unreasonable - I have laughed and laughed about this. I would like to hear more Barry stories.

@theWarOnPeace also loved your Jackie story.

SmellbowSmellbow123 · 16/08/2019 09:43

I want to hear more tales of Bonkers Barry’s Bullshit!!!

theWarOnPeace · 16/08/2019 09:49

It could well be true. Jackie might never mention you from one year to the next.

Oh no she definitely does, she seeks me out directly, and is half the reason I closed my Facebook account. My mum facilitates it, I think to let her own pent up criticism, without the backlash from me. She knows I’m fully capable of going NC, so Jackie is like her twatty attack dog.

Apart from thinking that Nigel Farage is dashing, I forgot to add that she calls Corbyn a commie tramp. I mean I’m no Corbyn fan, but still!

Oh and Jackie only shops at John Lewis and Waitrose. I bought a washing machine from AO.com and the doom and gloom talks about how I’d live to regret my insane decision went on for weeks. Funny that when my tumblr dryer went on the blink, I was told that it was my own stupid fault for going to AO.com and they’re glad I’ve seen the error of my ways/going rogue. I delighted in telling them that actually the tumble dryer WAS from John Lewis and they’re getting mixed up with the washing machine. Bosch or Indesit or whoever don’t make superior models for John Lewis you bloody idiots.

I think I engage with this so that I can do things like tell my mum that Jackie is a complete and utter moron, knowing full well that my mum actually shares her opinion. It’s like a passive aggressive narc mum outlet.

Maybe Jackie is helping me. Like an unwitting therapist!

rainbowstardrops · 16/08/2019 10:01

Barry is the gift that keeps on giving!!! Grin

lilypoppet · 16/08/2019 10:38

I've got a 'Barry' in my lifr. I just laugh at him. I wouldn't bother screaming, its just not worth it.

GabsAlot · 16/08/2019 13:42

Oh i hate the GG's on facebook-posting things that are out of date fake scams dont turn your volume on or youre money will be stolen-then they get all defensive when you point it out to them

Kalim8 · 16/08/2019 14:01

A former colleague shared a "warning" on Fb about a "foreign" couple abducting a child in Asda and how the manager foiled them.
I posted saying that we should all call the Asda in question to congratulate the manager in question. That comment was "liked" but nobody took the bait! So I called the Asda in question and they confirmed it was a hoax (surprise surprise).
Former colleague was shocked that people make this stuff up, but that wasn't difficult to check.

Funguy · 16/08/2019 14:47

I'd probably scream too.It was hilarious though!. Barry sounds a real nob end. Honestly, why did she marry him?

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