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To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?

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SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 14:41

Last week I told my mother that DDog had worms. She spoke with her “know it all but knows incorrectly” husband and then rang me back telling me “Barry was saying, you need to get the queen out”. I said “what?” And she said “the queen worm, Barry was saying that there is always a queen and it’s a long white worm and until you get that one, you’ll never get rid of the babies”. Now ... I’m used to Barry’s bullshit ridiculous advice and I’m also used to my mum blindly believing everything he says and refusing the accept that he’s wrong, so to avoid the argument I just said “ok”.

A couple of days later she asked “did you manage to get the queen yet?”. Now ... catching me on a bad day I snapped “it doesn’t work like that with worms! There is no queen or worker worms or bloody soldier worms ... they’re all the same!” So she, as predicted said “no! Barry used to have a dog so he knows what he’s on about!! You need to get the queen worm out otherwise it’s no good, you’ll never be rid of them”. So I changed the subjected.

This morning she rang up and said “hows the worms?” So I said “good, all gone now” so she said “oh good! You must have got the queen then! Barry was saying it’s called the Tate worm or something ... “

So at this point I lost it and screamed down the phone. She started shouting “what’s wrong?!” Thinking I was being attacked and now she’s in a huff because I “worried her”.

This drives me mad, Barry comes out with the most ridiculous shit and she instantly decides he must be spot on and argues everyone else down - in turn making herself look as daft as him!!! It’s gone on for over 20 years and I’ve always tried to be polite and humour them but fuck it! AIBU to not go along with this shit anymore? He needs to be told!!

OP posts:
Ponoka7 · 14/08/2019 15:02

I also thought of tape worm. He's mixed tape up with tate.

Some wormers don't fully clear an animal out, he was trying to be helpful.

There's never a reason to behave as you did.

Rachelover40 · 14/08/2019 15:04

Bit pointless to scream down the phone at your mum! Not very nice for her either. You could have ignored.

Just get some worm treatment and be done with it.

LillithsFamiliar · 14/08/2019 15:04

I quite like the idea of a queen worm bossing everyone around and you have to secretly infiltrate and mount a coup.
OP you must know you were BU to scream down the phone. Your dog has worms. Your mum has a husband who she adores and thinks knows everything. It's really not the end of the world except for the queen worm who you have overthrown

flouncyfanny · 14/08/2019 15:05

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Dyrne · 14/08/2019 15:06

Tell her you convinced the other worms to form a republic and they overthrew the queen Grin

tolerable · 14/08/2019 15:07

ooooooooooooooohpeeeeeeeeeee!! screaming was ridiculous.she thought you was being attacked. you scared her. regardless of how crabbit you were that was wrong,apologise.
ive read post twice and honestly tears are tripping me laughing.queen worm and tate thing..especially.....i get it probably could get annoying...could you supply more barrybollocks.??if n when youve time.i need laughter today.x

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 15:07

Some more Barryisms:

“Oh you’re learning karate? Barry was saying that you need to go to Japan and do a test there to get your black belt” - Baz has NO experience or knowledge of martial arts

“The puppy peed in the house?? Barry said you need to rub it’s nose it in”

“Oh yes America would be nice, but Barry said you have to have a special passport and have a police interview to get in”

“Barry was saying that to work for the police you have to have a fitness test” ... (fair enough) ... “that includes a boxing match to show you can protect yourself”

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Spudlet · 14/08/2019 15:07

[Pulls up a chair] I too wish to hear more of Barry’s pearls of wisdom!

Tate worm Grin

Summerunderway · 14/08/2019 15:08

flouncyfanny, Barry may take that as a euphemism and the op may be scarred for life....

YouTheCat · 14/08/2019 15:08

Snot, you should write a book of 'Barryisms'. Grin

Spudlet · 14/08/2019 15:08

Is anyone else reading these out like whatshername off Last of the Summer Wine who was always going on about My Barry?

LiveInAHidingPlace · 14/08/2019 15:08

My mum and parents in law all come out with a load of shite sometimes, but I mostly just go 'oh ok then' and carry on.

Screaming is quite immature, no matter how annoyed you feel.

dollydaydream114 · 14/08/2019 15:09

Screaming was probably a bit much but having had to bite my tongue almost off for decades in response to some of the wildly inaccurate stuff my mum goes on about, I can sympathise.

At the same time, Barry and his Worm Queen have made me properly LOL 😂

Greyeye · 14/08/2019 15:09

Oh my god, Barry and his knowledge... please collect them and post them here collate them into a book.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 14/08/2019 15:10

I really really want to hear more Barry Guff.

Billballbaggins · 14/08/2019 15:11

Tell her you put the Queen worm in Barry’s tea

LakieLady · 14/08/2019 15:11

I think Barry should have a weekly column in the national press, so he can share his awesome wisdom with a wider audience.

Actually, OP, you could write a brilliant radio comedy, based on Barry's top tips. It would only need a cast of two - you and your mum.

Radio 4 would love it.

Drabarni · 14/08/2019 15:11

Here's a grip Grin No, seriously screaming down the phone means you need some mh support Thanks

jasjas1973 · 14/08/2019 15:11

You did the right thing but about 20 years too late, she/Barry is treating you like a child.
One can only take so much shit.

What on earth will they be like with mild dementia, if they've not got early onset already.

Get out whilst you still can!

SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 15:11

There’s tons of it! I get a new dose every time I ring her!

He was giving a speech on Cavity bags the other day ... you know, the ones that collect urine?

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KurriKurri · 14/08/2019 15:12

It's like Barry has kind of half heard some information and run with it. There's a sort of tiny grain of truth in some of his quotes, surrounded by bullshit.

We have a 'Barry' in our family - he's called Paul and knows everything.

Palaver1 · 14/08/2019 15:12

I think his playing your mum.
I think it’s just hilarious .
20 years and more to come x

Spingtrolls · 14/08/2019 15:12

Anyone with a Barry or their minions will know how bad it can be. They will argue that the sky is green and will not give up.
After years of ignoring, changing the subject and even agreeing it gets really grating. Even worse are when they all get together.

So what other ideas does Barry have?

skunkatanka · 14/08/2019 15:13

There's nothing more dangerous than a little bit of knowledge OP.

RosaWaiting · 14/08/2019 15:13

OP

I don’t lose my temper often

But I can understand after years of listening to this, you lost it. So would I.