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To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?

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SnotBlower · 14/08/2019 14:41

Last week I told my mother that DDog had worms. She spoke with her “know it all but knows incorrectly” husband and then rang me back telling me “Barry was saying, you need to get the queen out”. I said “what?” And she said “the queen worm, Barry was saying that there is always a queen and it’s a long white worm and until you get that one, you’ll never get rid of the babies”. Now ... I’m used to Barry’s bullshit ridiculous advice and I’m also used to my mum blindly believing everything he says and refusing the accept that he’s wrong, so to avoid the argument I just said “ok”.

A couple of days later she asked “did you manage to get the queen yet?”. Now ... catching me on a bad day I snapped “it doesn’t work like that with worms! There is no queen or worker worms or bloody soldier worms ... they’re all the same!” So she, as predicted said “no! Barry used to have a dog so he knows what he’s on about!! You need to get the queen worm out otherwise it’s no good, you’ll never be rid of them”. So I changed the subjected.

This morning she rang up and said “hows the worms?” So I said “good, all gone now” so she said “oh good! You must have got the queen then! Barry was saying it’s called the Tate worm or something ... “

So at this point I lost it and screamed down the phone. She started shouting “what’s wrong?!” Thinking I was being attacked and now she’s in a huff because I “worried her”.

This drives me mad, Barry comes out with the most ridiculous shit and she instantly decides he must be spot on and argues everyone else down - in turn making herself look as daft as him!!! It’s gone on for over 20 years and I’ve always tried to be polite and humour them but fuck it! AIBU to not go along with this shit anymore? He needs to be told!!

OP posts:
AlunWynsKnee · 15/08/2019 00:33

You have to wonder what a 'Jackie & Barry' Christmas Round Robin would look like? Janet & Roy can't compete.

JockTamsonsBairns · 15/08/2019 00:39

Barry is a Brexiter, guaranteed. I can picture him quite clearly Grin

Shizzlestix · 15/08/2019 00:49

Omg, everyone needs a Barry in their lives! My relative (also in the NE, but not Barry going by the description) made me PMSL the other week. 'Why are there no sharks in the Aegean?' 'Barry', aka my relative, tells me they can't get through the Gibraltar Straits because they're too narrow!! I was dying!

Then another absolute classic: 'Am I tanned?' I ask. If you really want to see what colour you are, you should look at your arm under the water, apparently (we were all messing round in the sea). I was dying, as was another relative who just about wet herself at the madness.

Truly bonkers ideas, utterly hilarious. He's come out with other classics, directly opposed to science, which is clearly of no consequence to him.

TalkinAboutManetManet · 15/08/2019 00:58

We have “Even Philip”. He’s very discerning.

“Even Philip thinks it’s a good restaurant”

“Even Philip is happy to shop there”

“Even Philip agrees that their coffee is good”.

Orlandointhewilderness · 15/08/2019 00:59

God I love this thread!!

Feliciaxxx · 15/08/2019 01:16

Daily Fail could have a Barry problem page!!

AcrossthePond55 · 15/08/2019 01:33

There is NOTHING more entertaining than when a Jackie and a Barry are in the same room and someone asks a medical question. Hilarity ensues as two uninformed idiots try to get the last word in.

PLEASE, get Jackie and Barry together. And film it.

BuddysMama · 15/08/2019 01:34

YANBU - because had you not shouted at your mum, we would not have had this thread and I wouldn't be laid here, crying with laughter at this thread! It's gold!!! We all have one, mine is my gran who 'saw on the telly' Christ only knows what she's watching but it has the answer to all life's problems 😂😂

Oh....and I'm desperate for the two Barry's to be the same Barry!! 🤞

Pinkarsedfly · 15/08/2019 02:10

Even Philip

Grin
Piglet89 · 15/08/2019 03:15

@HennyPennyHorror I am actually CRYING with laughter at the idea of the “Tate” worm.

Piglet89 · 15/08/2019 03:20

Is this it? Is this the Tate Worm?

To have screamed down the phone at wrong information?
AzraiL · 15/08/2019 03:21

I'd actually find this highly entertaining. I'd then take a picture of a worm and open it in an app so I can scrawl a crude crown on it and write 'threat neutralised' underneath and send it.

TheMistressQuickly · 15/08/2019 03:26

“You have to let a bitch have one litter of pups before you spray her, otherwise she will forever long to be a mother“

Love this and the police boxing match! Barry is comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣

TheMistressQuickly · 15/08/2019 03:37

Even Phillip sounds fantastic too 🤣

Best thread I’ve read for a long time lol x

ispepsiokay · 15/08/2019 07:38

We have a Garry.

Garry was recently telling my husband how to build a fence. A job my husband does professionally - obviously wrong for years

BasilTheGreat · 15/08/2019 07:49

Just use something like Milbemax to deworm every third month and you won’t have this problem.

NoddyAndBessie · 15/08/2019 07:49

"Barry was sort of right. It's not a Queen worm, in sheer coincidence, it's actually called a Barry worm, and once you've got rid of the Barry, everyone feels better"

Saddler · 15/08/2019 07:56

Bullshit Barry sounds a right moron

weresuckingdiesel · 15/08/2019 08:01

It's so easy to identify which posters have a BARRY in their life! (Big Arsey Ridiculously Ranting Yenta)

OP, scream away, I empathise

CorBlimeyGovenor · 15/08/2019 08:17

Yabvu. I love the sound of Barry and his made up bullshit. Now you've scared him off!! You should have been encouraging and sharing his words of wisdom on here! There is a book to be made out of all his top tips!! Now you've gone and sodding ruined it for us all!!

justilou1 · 15/08/2019 08:23

I’m seriously wondering if Jackie Even Philip and Gary and Barry (and possibly other Barry) have ever had an I.Q. Test.... also wondering if they know a better way to spell I.Q. and are willing to spend hours explaining why unsolicited, of course!
Don’t be a Garry!

TateWorm · 15/08/2019 08:46

I've just realised my DM is a bit of a Jackie/Barry but not in an entertaining way, she just likes telling me how wrong I am even if it's over the most ridiculous thing (and usually ends up being wrong herself) but it's not really random "facts" like the Barrys say.

Notable examples are when I was chopping an onion (the way I'd been shown in HE many years ago, the way I'd always done it, the way I'd even seen her do it) and she told me I was doing it the wrong way.

Recently another example was a close family member passing away on my dad's side so he was away sorting the funeral details but DM still at home and we met for lunch. Despite said family member being a regular church member until they became too ill to attend, DM wasn't having it when I said the funeral would surely be at the church and she was adamant it would be at a funeral home. We'll be attending the church tomorrow for the funeral.

You can't argue with her at the time (so like Barry and his followers in that way I guess) but if you bring it up later for any reason she'll vehemently deny she even said it in the first place.

I wish now she was as entertaining as Barry, would possibly make it easier to have to deal with.

64sNewName · 15/08/2019 08:48

“Even Philip” GrinGrinGrin

goldenlabs · 15/08/2019 08:51

Barry sounds hilarious. We need to learn more from him. Grin

youarenotkiddingme · 15/08/2019 08:53

Batshit Barry
Even Philip.

I give you my friend Judgy Jenny.

Judgy Jenny spends every waking moment pointing out what everyone else's kids, house, neighbours etc do that is wrong in her eyes.
Except all these things are the things in Jenny's life that are going wrong.

Eg. That teen just told her mum to fuck off. Rant about kids of today and how it's awful and how hers would never do that.

We all know Jenny's kids do this umpteen times and day and will text her it as well. She tells us. But they're NEVER as bad as ......

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