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At 58 to be Leaching at Johnny Dep

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user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:02

To be honest I very rarely see anyone I fancy apart from my DH these days. But I have just watched him singing in his band Hollywood Vampires singing a cover version of Hero's David Bowie and he has awakened latent desire in my nether regions lol......anyone else out there think he is horny as fuck or is it just little old me x

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hazell42 · 15/06/2019 19:04

Oh yes

flapjackfairy · 15/06/2019 19:04

I don't get it myself but each to their own I say ! I always think he looks like he needs a good scrub with a bottle of bleach

DirtyBlonde · 15/06/2019 19:06

As he's 56, then yes he sounds a very suitable candidate for lustful thoughts . He wouidn't even count as a toyboy for you, really

SpamChaudFroid · 15/06/2019 19:06

I used to think he was creepy-hot. Now I just think he's creepy. Grin

Pipandmum · 15/06/2019 19:07

He’s 56 so age appropriate!

shree13 · 15/06/2019 19:08

I have to agree with @flapjackfairy.

Nancydrawn · 15/06/2019 19:09

I've gone completely off him since that last horrid interview where he was constantly wasted and entirely enabled.

TheVanguardSix · 15/06/2019 19:10

Oh leave it with me flapjack. I'll happily loofah him down in a Domestos bath.
I think he's just getting better with age.

fedup21 · 15/06/2019 19:11

It’s not like you fancy someone in their 20s-isn’t he about your age?!

Letching may be more appropriate though-leeching sounds painful and rather messy Wink.

ssd · 15/06/2019 19:11

I always think he needs a wash

TheVanguardSix · 15/06/2019 19:13

Yes, Spam.
I grew up watching him on 21 Jump Street.
So for years, up until his 'French Period/JD as Family Man' stint, I thought he was hot.
Creepy-hot post divorce.
Just creepy of late.
But recently back to creepy-hot.

I can do creepy-hot. Grin

user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:18

Maybe i am just getting weird as i am getting older.....i think it is because he looks dirty and unkempt and naughty lol....totaly the opposite of what i would normally go for....i think its the whole i dont give a shit attitude he has that i find attractive....i bet he would be a great date with lots of drinking, smoking, great stories to tell and hopefully end the evening with some great no hold bars sex x

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IamTheMeg · 15/06/2019 19:20

Off to google

user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:21

I hope he wouldnt mind about my spelling lol.....i wouldnt care about his x

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Sux2buthen · 15/06/2019 19:24

I once had to do a weird local paper interview, I thought was for work and turned out to be me being personally interviewed. They took a passing comment about pirates of the Caribbean and made a cringe inducing headline about me drooling after Johnny depp, alongside the most gormless photo of me ever Grin
It was a double page spread (no reason at all) and I took all the free papers in the shop through Shame lol.

LennyBelardo · 15/06/2019 19:24

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feelingsinister · 15/06/2019 19:26

I went off him after the Amber Heard dv stuff. I'm aware he's denied it but I can't be attracted to a man like that.

PanteneProV · 15/06/2019 19:26

I had a massive teenage crush but since he turned out to be an alcoholic abuser of women I’ve gone right off him.

Breathlessness · 15/06/2019 19:26

I always used to find him attractive. Lately I think he looks like he needs a good scrub and a liver detox.

cardibach · 15/06/2019 19:26

He’s hot, in a creepy sort of way.
Can’t get past his violence though. Complete turn off.

RuffleCrow · 15/06/2019 19:27

What are you leaching? And he's about your age i wouldn't worry.

Went right off him when he beat up Amber Heard. Loved him before the DV but there's no going back. He wasn't even sorry. So much for the great humanitarian HmmAngrySad

Wauden · 15/06/2019 19:29

OP, in your heading, you mean letch, not leach, though?!? Grin Or you wanna be a leach on him Grin?

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 15/06/2019 19:30

I used to find him hot when he was younger.

Now he just looks awful. I also can't get past the fact he is a violent twat. But if that turns you on then .

ControversialFerret · 15/06/2019 19:30

Have just googled and he actually looks OK in the publicity shots for the band.

However I don't find abusers attractive. The fact that he beat and threatened his ex-wife means that I think he's pretty grim TBH.

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