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At 58 to be Leaching at Johnny Dep

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user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:02

To be honest I very rarely see anyone I fancy apart from my DH these days. But I have just watched him singing in his band Hollywood Vampires singing a cover version of Hero's David Bowie and he has awakened latent desire in my nether regions lol......anyone else out there think he is horny as fuck or is it just little old me x

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EvacuateTheCardinals · 15/06/2019 20:49

He used to be cool but now he's just gross, and you mean lech as in lecherous, not leach.

user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 20:50

He has given millions to various charities......put off now about the domestic violence stuff.....Will have to find someone else to fixate on now.....any suggestions ladies ....

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TheFatberg · 15/06/2019 20:50

This is a weird thread.

Bloomburger · 15/06/2019 20:51

I've seen vagrants that have more chance of stirring my nether regions than the mess that was once Johnny Depp.

FiddleFaddleDingDong · 15/06/2019 20:52

I experienced a sexual awakening watching Johnny Depp in 21 Jumpstreet. I'd never noticed a man so beautiful! Grin

These days however.......eeeesh, he's just a bit tragic. His relationship with Heard, the way he's jizzed million upon millions of dollars up a wall, his current relationship with a 22 year old, his Keith Richards tribute look.

No. It's over for me.

But we'll always have 21 Jumpstreet on Sky 1, Sunday nights after the Simpsons, Johnny. No one can take that away from us Grin

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user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 20:54

What about Charlie Hunnam who played Utred in Last Kingdom.....all that hot and sweaty fighting and stuff....he is very hot and fit x

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BedraggledBlitz · 15/06/2019 20:56

I used to think he was absolutely gorgeous. Now I just think he's a bit of a cock.

LimeKiwi · 15/06/2019 20:58

Used to fancy him when I was a teen (when he was in Jump Street, yum! ) not so much now though, taste must have changed or something now Confused Smile

BedraggledBlitz · 15/06/2019 20:59

OP if you are actively seeking a new piece of man candy, may I recommend the utterly beautiful Keanu? He's marvellous.

LimeKiwi · 15/06/2019 21:03

@BedraggledBlitz now you're talking, used to fancy Keanu too, and he's still so yum!
Never heard a bad word said about the man either, seems a totally nice person inside and out!
hope noone comes to shatter my dreams now lol

FiddleFaddleDingDong · 15/06/2019 21:05

Keanu is really having a moment.

chocolatemademefat · 15/06/2019 21:07

I’d need to disinfect him first and stand over him while he cleans his teeth.

Yougotdis · 15/06/2019 21:16

He’s had Mrsa three times in the last two years after the finger incident. That’s why he’s looked ropey. Watch him in the professor it’s amazing. And he’s hot again.

With regards to the dv allegations very hard to prove or disprove such a personal act, there are rarely witnesses and so usually I side with no one would lie about that surely. However on this occasion he’s stacking up some sizeable proof that she lied. Including cctv. Has anyone seen the cctv footage of her unbruised the night after he allegedly beat her black and blue sneaking James Franco into her penthouse?

Yougotdis · 15/06/2019 21:19

He threatened a photographer with a bit of wood @joyfullittlehippo for cramming into his pregnant partner. His security moved a very drunk professor who was harassing Vanessa. Not quite so dramatic when it’s put like that is it?

TooOldForAllThatShit · 15/06/2019 21:30

Keanu is definitely a better proposition than Depp!

Depp has always struck me as a bit of a tosser and not at all sexy. Keanu has got much better with old age.

RuffleCrow · 15/06/2019 22:29

I think he's one of these men who potentially could have tapped into his own vulnerability and sensitivity enough to leave the alpha male violence behind. But for some reason he chose not to. Like Sliding Doors except he wasn't in that. Disappointing really. My favourite film with him in was What's Eating Gilbert Grape. It's his non-alpha ness that makes him hot in that. What a waste Sad

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 15/06/2019 23:35

He is still a violent abusive cut @Yougotdis.

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 15/06/2019 23:36

*cunt

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 15/06/2019 23:37

Amazing how all this evidence that she was the abusive one has suddenly emerged years later when hes now broke and she has moved on with her life Wink

Samcro · 15/06/2019 23:42

i liked him in POTC but
come on John Wick is way hotter

At 58 to be Leaching at Johnny Dep
KC225 · 16/06/2019 00:20

I'm with feelingsinister the amber heard DV stuff killed it dead. The ageing drunk is not attractive

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QueenOfTheTofuTree · 16/06/2019 01:08

Bruises don't always appear straight away either. So the fact she didn't have bruises until a few days after the alleged incident occurred doesn't prove much tbh.

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 16/06/2019 01:14

People have asked why this 'evidence' is only emerging now on numerous threads about this but so far nobody has been able to answer.

And even if it did turn out they were in a mutually abusive relationship that still doesn't suddenly make everything he'd done okay. It doesn't magically erase his part in it or make any of his prior violence disappear.

Even if he didn't abuse Amber at all, it doesnt suddenly transform him into an angel. He is still abusive and violent.

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