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At 58 to be Leaching at Johnny Dep

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user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:02

To be honest I very rarely see anyone I fancy apart from my DH these days. But I have just watched him singing in his band Hollywood Vampires singing a cover version of Hero's David Bowie and he has awakened latent desire in my nether regions lol......anyone else out there think he is horny as fuck or is it just little old me x

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user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:35

Def letch.....although he is worth a few bob so could graduate to leach if needs must lol....probably just settle fir a goid shag to be honest x

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user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:36

good shag not goid shag.....see he has got be to excited i cant evan spell right lol x

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DitheringBlidiot · 15/06/2019 19:37

I can physically see the appeal but he’s an odious man so for that YABU.

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 15/06/2019 19:39

I always think he looks like he needs a good scrub with a bottle of bleach

That's part of the attraction!
I liked him even more as a filthy pirate...

GeePipe · 15/06/2019 19:40

So weird that people are still accusing him of being an abuser and beating Amber Heard when it was proven in court he was innocent and in fact she was the one abusing and being violent to him.

MonkeyfaceThereturn · 15/06/2019 19:43

Dear god my 12 year old is obsessed with him.

Apparently he didn't beat up AH at all, it's well documented that she made it up, so she says 🙈

She does have ASD and is utterly obsessed. On the basis that she's unlikely to meet him and marry him, I'm letting it go....

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 15/06/2019 19:43

Not quite @GeePipe. He has made accusations of her being the abuser but nothing has been proven as of yet.

And DV aside, that still doesn't change the fact he's violent and has a long history of assaulting people. He once hot someone and then bragged about it afterwards. Again if that turns you on then fair enough .

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 15/06/2019 19:43

*Hit

user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:45

He looks edible in the Sauvage aftershave advert......and clean x

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bobstersmum · 15/06/2019 19:48

Those aftershave ads he does always make me think they're a spoof because he's just so weird! He's still all piratey even when he's not a pirate, I can't see the attraction. I bet he likes taxidermy and has strange things for pets.

kmc1111 · 15/06/2019 19:51

He hasn’t been proven innocent in court. He’s made accusations, the same accusations he made initially when they divorced but couldn’t back up. Not to mention the bulk of his accusations have to do with Heard cheating on him, which even if true are completely irrelevant.

He’s broke, so most people think he’s just hoping if he drags her name through the mud enough she’ll pay him off to leave her alone.

Sissy79 · 15/06/2019 19:52

Gone right off him lately. I think Vanessa paradise was the only thing keeping him sane.

BuzzShitbagBobbly · 15/06/2019 19:53

OP, in your heading, you mean letch, not leach

I always spell it "lech" as in "lecherous"

TheVanguardSix · 15/06/2019 20:01

I think Vanessa paradise was the only thing keeping him sane.

It is sad. He has lost the plot since they split. She seemed to keep him stable and, I thought, happy.

feelingsinister · 15/06/2019 20:22

@GeePipe I'm interested to hear how it was proven that is isn't an abuser?

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 15/06/2019 20:24

I do have a penchant for him in his pirate gear. Hubba hubba.

mindproject · 15/06/2019 20:28

In the film Chocolat he was very good looking and exactly my taste. But in real life, especially now he looks like an old pirate, I would have to pass.

Sissy79 · 15/06/2019 20:32

I’m going to go further than pirate and say syphilitic tramp.

joyfullittlehippo · 15/06/2019 20:32

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Yogurtcoveredricecake · 15/06/2019 20:33

Well, he did beat up his ex wife so if you find abusers attractive, please yourself. I prefer someone who respects women.

LordNibbler · 15/06/2019 20:33

I bet he likes taxidermy and has strange things for pets. Haha I couldn't stop larfing at that. Even the cat looked up to see what was going on, and he was fast asleep with his head on a plate of leftover mushy peas.....but that another story.

joyfullittlehippo · 15/06/2019 20:37

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Orangepear · 15/06/2019 20:41

I've just read the Rolling Stone article linked above. I had no idea he's broke - all that money gone!

IntoValhalla · 15/06/2019 20:42

I’m at a time in my life where I’m having some mixed up crushes Blush
I’m mid-20’s and hitting that point where I’m finding a 21yo man attractive....but also his 50-something dad Blush
I get equal fanny tingles looking at Tommy Fury (20) and Alexander Skarsgård (42) Grin
Variety is the spice of life I guess Grin

crazyasafox · 15/06/2019 20:47

I think people need to stop speculating!

NOTHING has been proven about Johnny Depp being a 'wife beater.' Hmm

It is hearsay.

It has been said that AMBER HEARD was aggressive and violent towards him, and painted on her bruises.

But THAT is hearsay too.

And yes Johnny Depp is fucking hot! I definitely would.