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At 58 to be Leaching at Johnny Dep

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user1497997754 · 15/06/2019 19:02

To be honest I very rarely see anyone I fancy apart from my DH these days. But I have just watched him singing in his band Hollywood Vampires singing a cover version of Hero's David Bowie and he has awakened latent desire in my nether regions lol......anyone else out there think he is horny as fuck or is it just little old me x

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MargaretHoulihan · 16/06/2019 14:17

I have, many times, usually I get over-affectionate and laugh too much.

Goodideaatthetime007 · 16/06/2019 14:24

He looks like he would smell. He was a lovely young man but now he’s just grimy looking.

VixenBabe · 16/06/2019 14:25

The video you've linked to is highly edited and poor quality.
It couldn't be used as evidence in court because of that
There is no evidence of him abusing anyone in that video, unless you're referring to him slamming cupboard doors. Guess you could call that cupboard abuse?
It does show her doing an excellent job of gaslighting him though.
This was the day he found out his own management and legal team were committing fraud with his money.
He actually says "Were you around this morning?" To which she responds "No", he then replies "Then it's nothing to do with you".

Now I'm sure we are all level headed when we find out that a crime is being committed against us, but forgive the guy for being a hit upset when hes just found out that hes losing millions of pounds.
Plus his mother was dying of cancer at the time. Slamming a few cupboard doors is probably the least anyone would do.

LenoVentura · 16/06/2019 14:26

It's an age-appropriate lech for me. I'm not interested in him as a person, purely the way he looks. I feel the same about the notorious Gary Oldman and Robert Downey Jr.

MargaretHoulihan · 16/06/2019 14:34

Vixen I'm not debating the legal aspects, just saying that I find anyone who could behave in that way extremely unattractive… whatever the provocation.

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VixenBabe · 16/06/2019 15:41

Every word I have quoted is true and taken from official court documents and evidence.

Depp has not been in PRISON, he spent some time in a police cell when he was arrested for defending his unborn child.

The videos DO exist and have been released and presented as evidence in the current defamation case against Amber Heard. Yes I have seen them as have 100ps of other people online.

Yes there is photographic proof of the defecation she left in his bed, as well as witness statements. That is also in court documents.

Oh and the Amber Heard DV arrest (not by a security guard, but a police officer) was not by someone homophobic, but an openly gay female police officer.

Seriously, you really need to get your research done before firing back.

Everything I have posted on here is true and from verified legal documents.

I'm not lying to protect anyone, certainly not a man I've never met and never likely to meet either.

I myself have been through an abusive relationship, and if I honestly believed he was guilty I would never defend a guilty man.

You however do need to read up about the case properly and be better informed. She lied, he's innocent.

The court case will prove it all, and then we will chat I'm sure. Btw, its not libel if they have testified in court, and it's in court documents already.

Get your facts straight and then we'll talk. Bye now! :)

VixenBabe · 16/06/2019 15:55

1 more thing, not one of his ex's has said he was violent, they've said EXACTLY the opposite. That's his first wife, Lori, Vanessa Paradis, Winona Ryder, Sherilynn Fenn and Kate Moss.

Where ARE you getting your information from? The Tabloid press? Wherever it is, you need to change it.

BasilTheGreat · 16/06/2019 16:16

I used to like him years ago but after how he behaved recently it was like I saw him for the ridiculous pathetic man he is. Nowadays I think he’s a complete turn off! Grin

Bwekfusth · 16/06/2019 16:17

When I was a teenager I developed a huge obsession with him after seeing Pirates, I was in love with him from the ages of 13-17. Now I think he's absolutely rank. And it's not because he is 56 as I still favour the older gent. There's just something about him that is now creepy and weird. Not to mention all that stuff with his ex...

Yougotdis · 16/06/2019 16:43

@joyfullittlehippo how about linking us to thread where Brian refers to anyone let alone amber heard as a slut. You must have found some proof of that on your deep dive.

joyfullittlehippo · 16/06/2019 17:35

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QueenOfTheTofuTree · 16/06/2019 18:08

Amber's partner said the security guard was homophobic. She made no mention of the arresting officer so no idea why the arresting officer released a statement and decided to get involved tbh.

Also still not sure how CCTV footage where you can barely see her face proves she didn't have bruises.

Yougotdis · 16/06/2019 18:10

@joyfullittlehippo

The lesbian police officer witnessed the assault and arrested on the spot. Try harder with your lies. Read her statement before you outright lie.

I’ve linked the court documents that include excerpts from her depositions confirming she hit Johnny. I’ve also linked to news articles with the cctv as well as twitter threads with further cctv. It has been reported repeatedly even in the daily fail.

The documents and cctv may not convince you and that’s fine but they have convinced me. At all points I’ve spoken the truth whereas you have exaggerated and outright lied.

Don’t want to like depp then don’t.

So about where thatbrianfella refers to anyone as a slut. Got a link? No. Didn’t think so. Sit down and deal with the facts.

VixenBabe · 16/06/2019 18:12

Honestly you need to learn to read.

I already informed you that the arresting officer was an openly gay female officer, so quite homophobia played a part in that is beyond me. If the police officer believed that there was no reason to arrest Amber Heard she wouldn't have done. Think it through.
Tasha Van Ree asked for the police to be involved, she wanted her to be arrested!

My goodness me, I'll say it again, get your facts right.

The videos ARE part of the evidence in the ongoing defamation case against Amber Heard right now.
Theres also evidence of her meeting other men the day after an alledged attack on her, and theres no evidence of anything on her face.
Incidentally, its not just us that have seen the videos, they have been widely shared on social media as they have been released to show his innocence. They are being presented in court, as they are part of the evidence against Ms Heard.
There are pictures of the mess she left on their bed, they are also produced as evidence in the defamation case, as they were in the original case in 2016.
They arent in any way mysterious at all, they are HD videos clearly showing dates and times and clearly who is in the videos including Whitney, Amber's sister, and friends of Amber's who are all named in the case.

You are really reaching now. The evidence is there, just because you choose not to believe it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

So me, as a woman, an abuse survivor is a misogynist, meaning I hate women? Seriously? Grow up.

Unfinishedkitchen · 16/06/2019 18:14

He’s creepy and a violent drunk who looks in need of a good wash. Didn’t the police find Kate Moss cowering in a hotel room he smashed up in the 90s?

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 16/06/2019 18:15

@VixenBabe

Amber's ex partner who so many people insist was on the receiving end of domestic violence also denied there that Amber was abusive to her. She has constantly maintained that Amber never laid a finger on her and she has also criticized the arrest and allegations made about Amber.

I'm not sure why Johnny Depp's ex's word that he wasn't abusive somehow proves something but Amber's ex's word that she was never abusive is ignored. Either we take the word of all of the ex's or we don't but we can't have one rule for one person and a completely different one for the other.

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 16/06/2019 18:18

I think you need to take your own advice Vixen re: learning to read. Nobody has accused the arresting officer of being homophobic.

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 16/06/2019 18:20

You're also ignoring the fact that her ex denied there was any abuse in their relationship and insists Amber never laid a finger on her.

QueenOfTheTofuTree · 16/06/2019 18:22

So Johnny's ex's insisted he never abused them.

Amber's ex also insisted she never abused her.

Why is only one of them being ignored and dismissed whilst the rest are being taken as gospel?

MusicTwilight · 16/06/2019 18:26

gawd ... its turned into one of those judge and jury threads ... haven't people got anything better to do with their lives ?

Gooseygoosey12345 · 16/06/2019 18:26

He's old enough to be my dad and I think he's gorgeous, so yadnbu

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