To think a love spell could work?

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

This is just a complete wind up.

I wish it was. My life is stranger than fiction at the moment.

MadameAnchou, I would love to give him a blow job. I know it would blow his mind. No exaggeration.

That would be far messier than spit running down your face (before other fluids) and a finger up his arse. Oh, dear. Chloroform's out, he could have a heart attack and it also tends to make the person vomit.

Back to the drawing board, methinks.

Thighland's a much better suggestion.

Oh, Tom, I got the shock of my life with one guy! Never would have guessed what he had in those shorts until, DAMN! It was huge. I had to excuse myself and make sure my bladder was empty before taking that on. Was at the gym a few days later and one man after finding out expressed his chagrin, 'What IS it about that guy, that he gets all the good-looking women, he's a bastard!' and I simply let my eyes drop to his crotch. 'Oh, okay . . . ' he sighed.

Love spells do exist. Most times they call it 'tying'. You really shouldn't do one it has the potential to ruin your life.

I needed Thighland after that night, and a tube of ibuprofen gel for my aching inner thighs.

How might it ruin my life 3ChangingForNow?

ReapersHowler you're not alone trust me!

Suppose he is a violent abuser... Anyway you don't love him you just want him.

That's a good point. You can attract someone to you but if they turn out to be an abuser they can be even harder to get rid of. Best to write out a list of qualities in a man that you want and take it from there. be specific.

Rose quartz you say? How should I use it? you get a big enough piece and clonk him over the noggin.

Omg I'm dying 😂

Anne Boleyn was accused of using magick to lure Henry VIII and look how she ended up. Bewayre!

Bewayre!

ROTFLMFAO!

I'm old and fat and wrinkled but have no shortage of men. That's because they're slags!

“@BetterToHaveLovedAndLost

I wish it was. My life is stranger than fiction at the moment.”

It isn’t. You just fancy someone with a girlfriend.

Ah, that’s ye secreet! Writeing in a straynge olde fakey waye!

OP, you need to caste a magick spelle for ye lovyng spirrits to captur your parymour.

Symples.

True.

Oh I needed a good laugh tonight! 🤣

You have all cheered me up. Thank you!

"OP, you need to caste a magick spelle for ye lovyng spirrits to captur your parymour."

The K in Magick is used to differentiate Pagan/Wiccan Magick from illusionary magics like those performed by people like Penn and Teller for example. The more you know.

A travel card in a bottle?

Penn and Teller’s stage magic is real illusion.

‘Magick’ is neither real nor illusion.

Pengrin indeed. It may have just been a coincidence.

But how did it fit in the bottle?