To think a love spell could work?

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

[user1480880826]

Can you do a winning the lottery spell too? And a tidying the house spell?

[Crustaceans]

It wasn’t very clear (without some serious cross referencing) that the OP admitted that the guy is in a relationship. Presumably because she didn’t want to actually write: yes. He’s been married for 5 years and had two small children. Or whatever the situation actually is.

Because no one is going to be at all sympathetic to her love spell nonsense after that.

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Does this work for other words? ie the Brexit solution. Would spelling it differently make it materialise?

Excellent idea.

"Brecksitt" would go swimmingly!

[BadPennyNoBiscuit]

And a tidying the house spell?

Do you want elves? Because thats how you get elves.

[Lweji]

Of course it can work if you do it correctly. I can tell you how, but I'll need your bank details to put one together for you. Purely to formulate the correct spell of course.

This is the wrong type of spell. For it to work, I will give you my bank account details and after you transfer a magic amount of money, then you will see the full effect. If it's not a magic number for the amount, it may work badly. Like him falling in love with your boss.

[Crustaceans]

I want house elves. I’d be very nice to them and give them lots to do.

[GabsAlot]

so hes with someone else and u want to steal him

do grow up

[spaniorita]

What wackywitch fuckery is this?? Leave the poor man alone!!

[SapphireSeptember]

ApolloandDaphne Well that's cheered me up, I'm off to YouTube...

Alright y'all, yes some people believe in magic, the same way some people believe in God. The rules of magic are simple, don't hurt people, and don't take away their free will. I used to be a Wiccan, and as soon as people start talking about love spells I get nervous. I assume all the people saying it's stupid are 100% atheists?

[LHMB]

Can you do a winning the lottery spell too? And a tidying the house spell?

Yes I'll have one of those too please

[speakout]

How interesting

[HeavensToTenby]

I asked him out for a drink and he wriggled out of it. I think he wants me but he’s nervous. Not because I’m mad but because he’s very skittish.

It's not a love spell you need, but some kind of bridle or harness. Have you tried blowing up his nose*?

*with your own breath, not with semtex or similar

[Lweji]

A thought: why not a spell to help you forget him?

Repeat the words:
"He's just not into me" 100x a day for a week. During that week, avoid eye contact, touching or going out to the pub with him. At the end of each day, slap yourself really hard. At the end of the week, register with a dating app.

Let me know if it works.

[BMW6]

OP when he was staring into your eyes was he searching for any signs of sanity perhaps?

You cannot make someone love you. Wearing low cut tops, lipstick etc etc may make someone want to shag you, but that's lust, not love.

You say you are a mature woman - so time to grow up.

[Jessgalinda]

I think what's really concerning is that the OP works with him.

She posts about him all the time. I think he and his partner should be concerned about her interest

[missteddy]

This is ridiculous of me but years ago in my early 20s (32 now) my ex dumped me and I was so heartbroken that I tried a love spell we got back together!! BUT he broke up with me again 4 years later....I always wonder if the spell wore off

Anyway ridiculously happy with someone who I didn't put a spell on now so don't bother with a spell is my advice .

[Lweji]

Because it hasn't been mentioned here, the OP also has a thread about having a robot replicate instead:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3550395-To-fantasise-about-a-robot

[burritofan]

I thought it couldn't get better than the water bottle magic spell but then I read I wouldn’t want him to have a rabbit on his penis. Just a normal penis is fine. and I died and went to lols heaven.

[Pinkbutton85]

OP.. Are you ok hun?

[Peachy85]

Be careful what you wish for x

[Whydoitorturemyselflikethis]

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

I want house elves. I’d be very nice to them and give them lots to do.

Elves are vermin, Crustaceans

The bloody things get under the floorboards and your can hear them giggling all night.

[LHMB]

The bloody things get under the floorboards and your can hear them giggling all night.

😂

[UtterlyDesperate]

OP, when you're thinking "skittish", he's thinking, "Run, Forest, RUN"...

I have consulted the oracles: he's not the man for you. Even in robot form

[CharlyAngelic]

Shhh elves!
A little bit off the wall ?