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To think a love spell could work?

362 replies

BetterToHaveLovedAndLost · 03/04/2019 20:48

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

OP posts:
SapphireSeptember · 04/04/2019 03:19

Love spells involve breaking another person's free will and controlling them. ergo they are bad, don't do it. You could do a vague spell inviting love into your life, but not one directed specifically at one person.

The comments about Voldemort's mum are making me laugh far too much, cheers guys! Grin

ApolloandDaphne · 04/04/2019 03:55

You need to read the Harry Potter books OP. Then watch the films. They are a bit rubbish compared with the books. But you get to watch the delectable Alan Rickman as Snape. He can teach you a thing or two about unrequited love. Once you have done all this you will have forgotten all about this man and become a Potterhead. You can then prance about in robes with a pretend wand muttering incantations. Your life will be changed forever.

Thatsashame · 04/04/2019 07:05

Are you my dhs crazy ex stalker? If so do f off. My dh has an ex who pops up every now and then with crazy stuff like this.

Jessgalinda · 04/04/2019 07:12

She is someones crazy stalker.

Insists man gazed at her, then got a hardon from a quick hug (or maybe even from looking at her), but turned her down when she asked him out.

Ops solution is to look for a love spell, in the hope it will force him to fall in love with her.

Despite the fact that he clearly has a wife or girlfriend.

She says he said no because he is skittish.

That's not normal behaviour.

Thatsashame · 04/04/2019 07:19

She sounds like dhs ex. Time to change phone numbers again then....

DanglyTassles · 04/04/2019 07:21

And this is why we need y'all to come to Thighland ! GrinGrinGrin

NameChangeNugget · 04/04/2019 07:22

I’d prefer a self worth spell, if this is something any woman would want

sashh · 04/04/2019 07:22

Jengnr

I see I am not the only one rewatching.

OP

OK I am not in to woo, generally but...

many many years ago a group of us did a 'money spell', just for a laugh because two of them were trying to sell their house.

The house sold for the full asking amount and cash within a week.

The bank taking me to court dropped the case.

Another person stopped receiving credit card bills for 6 months. Then they started again with no extra interest.

Of course this is all coincidence.

PettyLaBelle · 04/04/2019 07:26

KissingInTheRain I can confirm that there is definitely something magic(k) about the 73.

nonevernotever · 04/04/2019 07:28

OP you really need to accept that he's with someone else. You've made your position clear, and he is not being "skittish" in turning you down; he's being faithful to his wife/girlfriend (whatever his -or his coat' s- views about your physical attractiveness.) That is a GOOD thing, not something for you to try and change in any way. Now it's time for you to back off and learn to think of others a bit more.

CharlyAngelic · 04/04/2019 07:31

I can do a love spell: L O V E Smile

SileneOliveira · 04/04/2019 07:33

Are there really people out there who believe in this nonsense?

killpop · 04/04/2019 08:04

I'm not sure which is more desperate... the OP wanting to remove free will from another human, or the 'thigh people' who keep coming to beg for friends.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 04/04/2019 08:09

Ah now, (derails) can someone explain what the Thigh people are. I can't make sense of that thread.

OP spells are nonsense. The only power you have is that over yourself. Use it to work on yourself, become more confident and find someone else.

FromDespairToHere · 04/04/2019 08:13

I don't get all the thigh stuff?

kaytee87 · 04/04/2019 08:17

God, this thread is hilariously bonkers. I've never read anything like it and I've been here a few years.

Crustaceans · 04/04/2019 09:05

I think my favourite thing is the OP’s refusal to admit that the ‘obstacles’ are related to his not being single.

Greenlegobox · 04/04/2019 09:11

So magic = Not real
Magick = real
Does this work for other words? ie the Brexit solution. Would spelling it differently make it materialise? If so I'm off to Downing street to present Teresa with my solushion.

Sullensilence · 04/04/2019 09:21

How did you meet OP?

And why are you going after someone in a relationship? Is he married? Does he have children?

Can’t you see - regardless of how you go about it - actively pursuing someone already in a relationship is wrong?

LucyAutumn · 04/04/2019 09:44

Is he married OP?

bobstersmum · 04/04/2019 09:47

Op, if you are indeed an adult and not 12 years old, you really need to get a life.

hobblingawayslowly · 04/04/2019 09:52

If this is not a wind up you need professional help.

Laiste · 04/04/2019 10:29

OP admitted he's already in a relationship. It was at ..... erm ..... about half 10 last night.

user1473878824 said OP, straight question: is he in a relationship? and ...wouldn’t it be nicer to wait around for someone who says all the same things you just said about you? ... WITHOUT a spell?

and OP answered ''yes'' and ''yes''.

If this is real then leave him be OP. You risk making a twat of yourself and prolonging your frustration.

CurtainsOpen · 04/04/2019 10:40

Bit early to be on the cooking sherry isn't it?

Pinkbutton85 · 04/04/2019 11:00

Wtf did I just read..