To think a love spell could work?

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

"‘Magick’ is neither real nor illusion."

You are entitled to your beliefs and I respect them, The same as I am entitled to my beliefs.

OP, I think you need to get out a bit more. Unfortunately, I've seen friends (former) go down this route. If it wasn't spells it was tarot cards, runes and mediums. If he's interested, he is. I'm sure you deserve better than this. Find someone who is available, zipper or not.

We’re talking 1999, pre Oyster cards. They were made from card in those days so I just rolled it up and voila! Popped in in the bottle.

Mumsnet classics beckons, I think.

We’re talking 1999, pre Oyster cards. They were made from card in those days so I just rolled it up and voila! Popped in in the bottle.

See, that spell was even easier in the good old days when you had paper bus tickets that came out of a machine hanging off the clippy.

I’m sure that’s why more people get divorced these days. Love spells have never been the same since the end of On The Buses.

You havent actually answered whether he is married, or what these obstacles are other than he clearly doesnt want a second date with you.

KissingInTheRain wonder if it worked with a kerching ?

They rolled up and you would carry ot with you for a couple of days.

Might be better than a travel card

Have I fallen asleep and woken up in the 13th Century? Spells? Crystals? FFS could someone start talking about parking or something so I know this is Mumsnet.

Jess

Had to google kerching. It was Red Bus Rovers down here.

But I reckon you’re right enough. Any of those would have allowed bottled love bewitchments with ease.

Magical love compulsion on the Huddersfield buses or the 73 to Stoke Newington. Who’d have guessed?

Had to google kerching. It was Red Bus Rovers down here.

Took me a good few minutes to remember what they were called.

Quite miss them.....they put a spell on me!

Perhaps ask for this thread to be moved to the ouija boards, you'll get better advice there.

Nope, you'd still have the break such a card to fit it into a bottle. Try again!

I've read some crazy threads on here but this is a whole new level of batshit crazy

A love potion??? Ffs 🤭🤭

Speechless! If you need a spell to 'bewitch' someone seriously! This surely is an April fools. Mind you having said that I do actually know ppl who believe in spells. Not for me I'm afraid. Deal in real life!

Takes me back to the good ol' days of the classifieds in print. Best one ever, Men Seeking Men: 'Let's be frank with each other. I'll be Frank tonight, and you be Frank tomorrow.' Twoo lurve.

Mysterian Penhaligon’s used to do a perfume called Love Potion No. 9

Should we crowd fund for OP to get them to bring it back?

I'm crying with laughter at some of these responses!

FFS could someone start talking about parking or something so I know this is Mumsnet.
We need a diagram of the bus ticket in the bottle, or one that demonstrates how the fuck you can mix up a coat with a boner

FFS could someone start talking about parking or something so I know this is Mumsnet

If it helps two of my neighbours decided to take up enough space for 4 cars with their utterly shite parking of a motorbike and a small car. Both parked just close enough to the nearest vehicle so another one couldnt get in and far enough away from each other for the same issue. The bike parked lengthways instead of following protocol and parking diagonally to the width of a car, thus leaving more space......

They do this a lot, I am seriously thinking of podding out for some "You Park Like a Cunt" stickers.

Erm...what???

Well, I’ve just had a really freaky thing happen
I’ve just gone to park my car and some cheeky fuck has parked in my space.
Unbefuckinbelievable
Tosser
I’m not sure if it’s dark forces or if he’s a cunt

No, you need Magick, Pyong

A large quartz crystal up the exhaust.

Righty-o then....

Op you are deeply deluded

Here is the spell you need: (not the spell you want)
First you need to prepare yourself.
So, get yourself nice & clean, do your hair, make up etc... & put on a nice outfit.
Then make sure you have some condoms in your bag just in case.
Then go & see the bloke & say the following to him

"I want to have sex with you"

If he wants to have sex with you, he will agree.
If he does not say yes he is obviously already under the spell of another woman which you cannot lift.
Or he just thinks you are a loon & will run a mile.