To think a love spell could work?

[BetterToHaveLovedAndLost]

Has anyone ever done a love spell and been successful? If so, what did the spell involve? Thanks.

So would I @AllTeaAllShade. Even with the silly pointy hair.

SummerHouse, thank you!

Of course it can work if you do it correctly. I can tell you how, but I'll need your bank details to put one together for you. Purely to formulate the correct spell of course.

For you @AllTeaAllShade.

Link to the latest Thighland thread:

Womem who won't we need you in our lives, step this way for fun, snacks and slankets, let the kindly agony aunties solve your problems in the name of thigh :

https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3548574-Is-Your-Life-Shit-I-can-solve-all-your-problems?pg=1

This is the funniest thing I've read all night!

Ahh Lipstick have you forgotten that other religions exist? Perhaps you need a how not be an arse spell.

Bettertohaveloved The Witches rede is basically do as you will as long as it harms none. A love spell harms others. So no legit Witch is going to be able to work that Magick for you. You can work your own magic though just keep being you and see how things go and give your self some self loving. Remember you're totally worth it and if he can't see that it's not your problem.

• Women who won't of course!

Sure, do a spell. It can’t do any harm (or any good) because magic doesn’t exist. There aren’t forces beyond our control and there are no ghosts, ghouls or a spirit world out there.

But he turned you down when you asked him, so you should move on and if this is serious any man should run a mile from you

Haha do your worst chant an incantation, throw some zoflora to the wind
I’ll take the pish were it’s apparent people are talking woohoo rubbish
Go on rose quartz me,channel the energies

A long time ago in publishing I met Titania Hardie - get one of her books

I have but I can't tell you as the potion goes back at least 200 years, and I'd have to kill you.
Go and see a Romany, I'm not touting for business, yet.

Lipstick Are you at all religious? I can understand if you perhaps don't believe in anything but would you act like this to a Christian? A Muslim?

Bang out of order Lipstick. You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when I wave my crystals at you. Woe beside anyone who doesn't respect my powers of woo.

Is there really any difference between using a love potion, and praying that someone will fall in love with you?

(Personally I don't believe either will have any effect, but if you believe in the power of prayer it doesn't seem any more "right" to manipulate someone that way)

Don't they use love potions in a Midsummer night's dream? I vaguely recall they work there, though not sure it's a realistic model for real life

WTF have I just read?!?

crying at @burritofan 'bewitching wank'

I've been busy for no more than six hours. WTF has happened on here? 😂

I've not long been on MN but fuck me, it's better than Netflix... Love spells my saggy crack....

Well if it worked for a load of fairies in A Midsummer Night's Dream, how can it NOT work here? Go for it OP.

Have you tried chloroform?

Now I have to stick up for poor ol' chloroform here! It takes about 5 minutes of inhaling that stuff to work, and then you have to keep the patient inhaling it and if they've been rambunctious they have this nasty habit of having a heart attack. Some guy was over there in the 1840s killing off dogs by score trying it out until people like Simpson decided to get high after a dinner party huffing that stuff.

OP, clearly magic does exist. And it’s shown itself to be very powerful.

You unleashed the magical ‘Mumsnet woo nonsense attraction’ charm. Two uses of the word ‘spell’ in your opener and you had every self-appointed witch and wise woman on MN on the thread in under an hour.

Good work!

if you cant tell if he had a hard on or if you brushed against his coat zip when you kissed goodbye then I would be inclined to leave it

when I kissed the man I fancied I was in no doubt it was not a coat zipper but a fucking enormous erection

"every self-appointed witch and wise woman on MN "

Suppose it would have been different if she used the word "God" and self appointed Christians and Catholics appeared. Good job I'm used to my religion being mocked.

Can’t blame him for getting a hard on on public transport, it’s not called the mega bus for nothing...

I never thought it was his zip! I thought it might be the corner of his coat which was at the same level as his penis. I’m pretty convinced it was his penis and it wasn’t unpleasant.