I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

[BrinkPink]

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

Definitely a socks on kind of man. And I bet he has sock suspenders too.

For fucks sake. No way.

He looks like Wally, from "where's wally?" Books

Get a grip on yourself woman !!

I even felt sorry for his wife - that she’d had sex 5 times with him but I assumed it was an arranged marriage (of nobs in the country type).

I'm a public schoolgirl and I wouldn't, just in case anyone was starting to doubt us and our taste! Most of the public school boys I've shagged have been pretty pedestrian in bed, actually. I should imagine Bojo would probably be the nearest thing to bonking a Labrador.

I do too.

Vomit - 🤮a guy who has stolen his looks from Walter the Softie in The Beano - and who speaks like a Victorian poseur is bad enough. But a guy with such hideous views......nothing to like at all.

I would totally be down for a threesome with JRM and Bercow.

Not Sure Bercow would consent Wishi

Wishi noooo 🤮. Not Mr Squeaker!

Well done for admitting this. I'm sure that acknowledgment of the problem is the first step. You need to turn yourself in to the authorities.

I'm sure that some electric shock therapy (or just having to meet JRM in person) ought to do it.

Good luck Op, I'll be thinking of you!

My friend has admitted to fancying JRM. She's (a) opposed to everything he stands for politically, and (b) a lesbian, so go figure!

My nasty racist relatives all think he’s the measured voice of reason. I find everything about him repugnant. I can’t bear anything about him.
YABVU

Repressed boarding school silent ejaculations v hard Brexit in the back stop.

,😂😂😂🤣🤣😊😂

@Wishiwasincornwall

With JRM shouting “Brexit” and Bercow bellowing “Order” at the moment of impact, all you’d need is Corbyn to cry “resign” and it would be like shagging a Radio 4 news roundup.

Bonking a Labrador 😂😂

I’d rather get fingered by Edward Scissorhands TBH

I reckon he wears a corset.

Boris would definitely shart! Good spot.

This has made for some disturbing reading, thought I'd wind down before bed with a bit of mumsnet. I'm afraid to go to sleep in case I have nightmares!

Brink

Couldn't even finish my post properly!

Brink I am sure there are professionals out there who can help you. And anyone else who'd contemplate diddling JRM!

I'd like to see him in one of those ball gag things and a corset, tied to a chair.

And then I'd lock the door and fuck off to the ends of the world. With eyeball bleach.

I would rather shit in my hands and clap 🤔

A haunted Victorian pencil who ejaculates dust.

You would absolutely get foreplay.
As long as your idea of foreplay is allowing him to cut a small access hole in your floor length winceyette nightie. In the dark.

Sweet dreams! If you have trouble getting to sleep, just soothe yourself with the image of rm wanly tugging himself off to Cicero, while sniffing nanny's old bra.

I've got this awful vision of knee length socks, matching 1970's nylon vest & Y-fronts, bet he wears button up pyjamas with a cord. Hope I don't have nightmares tonight.