I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

[BrinkPink]

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

You'd be mother to his seventh child.

Who would be called Septimus.

Ewwwww

I'm on the right and I still wouldn't. I like a strong pound too much . I think he'd probably be a bit weedy and meek and beset by Catholic guilt to boot. You sure you're ok OP?

Also- is your nn to do with your real name? I'm wondering if I know you from school...

No not related to my real name! Thank gawd you don’t know me in rl after this thread!

God's sake OP. JRM? Really?

I mean, I lose my sanity in the face of a shed load of vodka and have been known to lust after Jeremy Clarkson ffs.

JRM is an alien. Not of the human species. Why would you want to shag that?

I bet he'd love to give you a Hard Brexit.

Right there in the backstop

I like a strong pound too much

Tea on screen.

I've just made myself ill.

JEREMY CLARKSON

I bet he'd love to give you a Hard Brexit.

[shaking with laughter]

Looks, well he's quite unique I suppose, but there's the opinions too, so no!

HauntedPencil you’re quite lowering the tone.

@HauntedPencil Don't forget its only after vodka!

I'm reporting this post!! OP you'll be glad I did in the morning. Stop drinking now, pint of water and bed.

She's got to be smashed surely!

I think it was Andrew Maxwell who said JRM looks like he talks dirty in Latin

I have got actual tears of either revulsion or hysterics!

King thistle.
Ass cheek showing chaps.
Mouth pissing.
Dirty brexit puns

Aaaaaand ejaculating dust.

I'm done.

He smells musty. Even in photos.

The haunted pencil. Wearing ass showing chaps, shouting "nanny" a la king thistle, and ejaculating dust into OPs mouth whilst the national anthem plays and a brexit butt plug shoots out of his unmentionables.

You're welcome World Wide Web! Love MN.

I’m so with you, OP. I so would

I don't know why King Thistle has to get dragged into this perversion.

Should’ve gone to Specsavers...🤓

@BrinkPink
Holy fuck You need help

The only thing he's interested in fucking is the UK - the worse the pound is doing, the better rewards he gets from his business and finances held off shore / abroad ... of which he has loads

Change your name to Britain and he'll fuck You all day long 🤬👿🤡

Uuurgh, I bet he watches Les Miserables and documentaries about people on benefits for his wank bank.

Oh my heavens

He would so ejaculate dust.

I'd do Boris any day. I'd ride him like Red Rum and spank his arse with a rolled up news paper. He's just a mega sex god. And I bet he's filthy in bed

Gross! God no! I bet he sharts during sex and smells like kebab.

As for JRM, he looks like he should be wearing a cornette and a habit.