I know I am but... I fancy Jacob Rees mogg.

[BrinkPink]

Just watching him on bbc news and I can deny it no longer.

I’m a remainder, I’m a lefty but I SO WOULD

Urgh

You know he would be dreaming of nanny spanking him at the moment of his repressed, boarding school silent ejaculation.

YABVU he is such an odious little man.

He'd smell of mothballs and do no childcare - deeply unattractive traits. That's before you get to how much he hates the poor.

I am absolutely speechless

Ok I’ve just checked out Dominic Cummings and it’s a no from me. Not a patch on JRM’s manliness.

I heard "haunted wardrobe" as a uncanny description - so it's a no from me

'He would piss in your mouth while shouting 'Nanny''

I'm hearing 'Nanny' in this scenario being shouted in the style of King Thistle

that creepy, controlled, soporific way he talks. I bet he's got an evil, viscous temper lurking underneath.

🤮

Hmmmm, are you mixing manliness up with odious?

Seems the only explanation

I hear 'Nanny' in a Kenneth Williams voice.

I think he woukd really be into a Sub/Dom scenario

Brink without Cummings JRM would be a dusty back bencher that nobody had heard of.

Well at least OP your strange tastes are not the worst- after all there are several women who have had sex with Boris Johnson.

The physical revulsion is great, it is all about the intriguing brain.

dementedma DEFO a Switch! (nods sagely)

Not a patch on JRM’s manliness.

JRM's manliness??
Now I know you're making this up.

Rather you than me.

You sick sick puppy

He's a haunted pencil 😱

Thread has made me wet myself laughing, but honestly I didn’t make it up!

You wet yourself?

Not literally ssd (though almost). Why, do you think he’d like that :o

The OP is clearly on a wind up.

OMG 😮 I feel ill.
Christ on a bike 🚲 OP!!

It takes a lot to make me cringe. But you truly have.

You know he doesn't do contraception?
You'd be mother to his seventh child.