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To wonder who buys this shite?!
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 19:50
Gwyneth Paltrow has opened a store for her Goop shite...
The £145 necklace vibrator has obviously shot straight to the number one spot of my Christmas list.
And also the pube oil - I can just image DH’s face if he walked in as I was oiling my pubes 
www.buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/gwyneth-paltrow-has-opened-a-goop-shop-in-london-and-its?bfsource=bbf_enuk
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 20:01
I can’t either rick. I’m all for keeping your chuff happy and to you’re own liking but I draw a line at throwing a crystal up there for good hormones 
CSIblonde · 25/09/2018 20:15
Tryingtoswallow
'I draw the line at throwing a crystal up there'. That made me snort & my sip of tea went down the wrong way!
Bluelonerose · 25/09/2018 20:19
Why would anyone want to wear a sex toy as a necklace?
I can't imagine doing the school run with the rabbit nestled between my boobs wiggling away!
No wonder prices are higher in London if that's the shit you can buy
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 20:25
Ahh now Blue I think I have the answer to that...
You know sometimes you’re out and about, say doing a big shop in Asda, down the frozen aisle. And all of a sudden you must wank?? Like an orgasm is needed after pursuing the chicken and then you remember you forgot to pack your buzzing buddy??
No?
Just me then 
SteveMcGarrettsBudgieSmugglers · 25/09/2018 20:28
almost worth growing the fur to use the fur oil
I will be going for the cheaper Rampant rabbit on a rope, rather than the gold vibe necklace
HerRoyalFattyness · 25/09/2018 20:28
Fantastic
Although it does say they've been fined for saying the fanny eggs can give you good foof juju
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 20:41
Ahh Steve very classy alternative there
I’m honestly still at it - I don’t know what’s appalling me most - the cost, the names or just the sheer audacity of the pretentious cow to sell this utter tripe.
It almost makes her ‘consciously uncoupling’ seem like a normal person term 
Still going to ask DH for that necklace mind
SteveMcGarrettsBudgieSmugglers · 25/09/2018 21:19
I personally think a cadburys creme egg thrown up the chuff will balance my hormones far better than a crystal one, or maybe if I was feeling fancy a kinder surprise, chocolate and a toy
HerRoyalFattyness · 25/09/2018 21:20
steve i find kinder surprise may be a littke big, and also quite flimsy, so would break too easily.
Stick with the creme eggs.
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 21:30
Steve you must open your own Goop! I imagine a lot more women would find it relatable!!
You may want to take on HerRoyals advice re: flimsy kinder suprise mind.
BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 25/09/2018 21:35
Do you chuck the crystal up there before are after you steam your chuff?
(isn't fanny steaming another Gwynnie thing?)
AnoukSpirit · 25/09/2018 21:40
If you haven't already, you definitely need to read Jennifer Gunter's blog posts about Goop.
longwayoff · 25/09/2018 21:45
I'm so glad I'm old and have no interest whatsoever in finding my Christmas presents up my fanny. Ooh santa
Rebecca36 · 25/09/2018 21:46
Quite revolting. How Gwyneth Paltrow can publicise such rubbish in her name is quite beyond me.
longwayoff · 25/09/2018 21:50
I'm having real trouble trying to imagine an average day in the life of Ms P beginning with her waking and standing over the kettle. Er ouch.
SteveMcGarrettsBudgieSmugglers · 25/09/2018 21:51
HerRoyal I going to use a small one not a maxi Kinder eyes watering at the thought
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 21:52
Yes breakfast gywnnie is all about the steaming. I imagine you steam the bad away from your fanny and then add the crystal in for good in your fanny. She’s all about balance this one!
Anouk off to google 👍🏻
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 21:54
And yes longway it can’t be comfortable.
I do wonder why she is so obsessed with fanny balance.
I feel like I have use the word fanny enough for the week now!
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/09/2018 21:58
Bet you can get a buzzer on a chain from Wish for a quid.
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