AIBU?
To wonder who buys this shite?!
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 19:50
Gwyneth Paltrow has opened a store for her Goop shite...
The £145 necklace vibrator has obviously shot straight to the number one spot of my Christmas list.
And also the pube oil - I can just image DH’s face if he walked in as I was oiling my pubes 
www.buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/gwyneth-paltrow-has-opened-a-goop-shop-in-london-and-its?bfsource=bbf_enuk
LuckyDiamond · 26/09/2018 00:12
Holy shamoly £10 for a box of tampons 
shop.goop.com/shop/collection/wellness
PlatypusPie · 26/09/2018 00:46
Platypus your DH should use the beard oil. Keep it non-scratchy when it heads in your southerly direction grin
It’s already soft and fluffy due to him using my expensive moisturiser ! I suggested combing a bit of Lenor through as a budget alternative .....
TurquoiseCat · 26/09/2018 01:06
Oh the child calming spray is funny - I have visions of 5yo DD in the middle of a tantrum, and me swooping in like superman to squirt her in the face and save the day!
As it's sold out, I might invest in a water pistol, it'll have the same effect won't it?
Rebecca36 · 26/09/2018 02:10
Perhaps it was a typo and she meant to say "steam your veg" instead of 'vag'. She is quite into healthy eating.
The egg is pink because it will be easier for the gynaecologist to see when taking it out after the buyer had to go to A&E. I only hope it's a boiled egg or it would crack - eeewwww.
E fanny pube wax sounds like a virtual Brazilian.
Tryingtoswallow101 · 26/09/2018 07:52
Thank you all for making me laugh this morning.
I would love to see how long a thread would pop up here after some of these items have been used:
AIBU to think you don’t spray someone else’s child with calming spray on the playground?!
AIBU to think that £34 isn’t excessive for sex tape and DH is just being a miserable shit?
AIBU to think my crystal is stuck and I should definitely ring an ambulance?
iklboo · 26/09/2018 08:23
I can just see it now:
Doc at A&E: And how can we help you today Mrs iklboo?
Me: Well, there I was balancing my foof hormones when I coughed and the egg shot out breaking my toe. Hopping around I slipped on me minge oil and impaled myself on my vibrating necklace.
Doc: 
MissusGeneHunt · 26/09/2018 08:59
What a crock of shite!! Pretentious twats!
The quote from the article which made me giggle most was the person serving at the 'shop' who said 'we've even had some Australians in today...', like they were that astounded that such a 'backward nation' would even consider a foof regime, or, how very dare we, consider having 'naice' sex... Good god, I've got visions of dreadlocked bushes and baling twine bondage now, Outback style.... (oooer, actually, hang on....). Thank God for my Aussie heritage, I feel decidedly normal now!
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