AIBU?
To wonder who buys this shite?!
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 19:50
Gwyneth Paltrow has opened a store for her Goop shite...
The £145 necklace vibrator has obviously shot straight to the number one spot of my Christmas list.
And also the pube oil - I can just image DH’s face if he walked in as I was oiling my pubes 
www.buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/gwyneth-paltrow-has-opened-a-goop-shop-in-london-and-its?bfsource=bbf_enuk
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 22:39
Steve your budget version of Goop has really made me giggle the economic value of using the dishwasher mid-cycle rather than boiling the kettle has really convinced me you’re made for this shite.
As my necklace has sold out 
I will have to point DH in your direction for ‘rabbit on rope’
WhatWouldLeslieKnopeDo · 25/09/2018 22:45
Sadly the child calming spray has sold out I'm just imagining the AIBU threads - a woman sprayed my child with reiki-charged water...
sheldonesque · 25/09/2018 23:47
Psychic vampire repellent? To rid the world of evil spirits and negative energy ?
Round these parts a morning after (the kebab and ale) trump you get on the train would be far more effective.
Or perhaps not. It would certainly fuck over vampires but wouldn't get rid of negative feeling. Still, there will be a crystal to mop up.
A urinal block could be utilised instead of citrine.
4 for a pahnd…..
sheldonesque · 26/09/2018 00:02
Just buy the Matalan ones.
Wrap a sock round your eyes instead of the lace mask.
Wipe your lulu with a green tea tea-bag, stand over the kettle for 10 seconds and Voila.
You'll have been vaguely goopled and no-one will ever know the difference. Just don't pinch the kids' marbles.
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