To wonder who buys this shite?!
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 19:50
Gwyneth Paltrow has opened a store for her Goop shite...
The £145 necklace vibrator has obviously shot straight to the number one spot of my Christmas list.
And also the pube oil - I can just image DH’s face if he walked in as I was oiling my pubes
MipMipMip · 28/09/2018 15:44
A word of advice for anyone who wishes to use a singing bowl to help them meditate in the bedroom. It's a bit loud so if you don't want your neighbours to assume every time they hear a noise then I suggest sitting in your garden occasionally playing and going ommm. Then when they hear it late at night they will assume you're really really well centred.
sheldonesque · 30/09/2018 14:57
And meanwhile, as they got down to bizness on the wedding night….
Groomio found himself clamped by 4 years worth of crystal eggage.
As he fought to free himself, uncoupled ex blasted him with notinmybirdmate spray. As he shrivelled into a deeper sense of consciousness, he noticed that world had gone all yellow...
Liskee · 30/09/2018 15:27
Why do you need an egg for your fanny? How do you get it out again?!?!!
And I've never oiled my public hair? Should I be? Like, is that a thing?
And a vibrator that's also a necklace? What the actual fucking fuck would you buy that for?
I am, obviously, the most sheltered human being that graced this earth.
Tryingtoswallow101 · 08/06/2019 21:32
I know this is ZOMBIE thread, but it’s my zombie thread, therefore allowed, and I just need to add.... GP, my pube de-matting hero is adding a line for men!
Now, as far as I can see it’s purely overpriced jumpers at the moment, but this quote ‘So ask yourself,” she added, “Are you crystal-curious?’ has me very exited for DH and his arsehole balance
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