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To wonder who buys this shite?!
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 19:50
Gwyneth Paltrow has opened a store for her Goop shite...
The £145 necklace vibrator has obviously shot straight to the number one spot of my Christmas list.
And also the pube oil - I can just image DH’s face if he walked in as I was oiling my pubes 
www.buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/gwyneth-paltrow-has-opened-a-goop-shop-in-london-and-its?bfsource=bbf_enuk
. Maybe she could visit this shop ifancyagreencard · 25/09/2018 22:13
Dear God - just trawled the site. Well, every day's a school day . . .
240 quid for a bit of polyester - WTAF? shop.goop.com/shop/products/lace-veil?taxon_id=1292
Natracare tampons - £10 for 20 
. If organic san pro floats your boat, in Waitrose they're £2.50 for 16 FFS.
QueenDoris · 25/09/2018 22:14
Gwyneth is bonkers. Goop tried to launch a paper edition of its magazine and the publishers insisted that articles were fact checked. Unsurprisingly it folded. And Gwyneth moaned that they were too stuck in their ways
Rumour has it that she was Chris Martin's first proper girlfriend, what with him being a spotty nerd and all. Hence he didn't spot the many red flags. He then found himself married to this fruitloop and had to consciously uncouple
Tryingtoswallow101 · 25/09/2018 22:17
£240!!! Jesus! The description makes it worth every penny:
Flawless for foreplay, this seriously seductive eye-mask—rendered in a French Chantilly lace with a delicate floral embroidery and sheer ribbon ties—makes for one sexy surprise in the bedroom. Wear it over the eyes (or lips) and let the other senses pick up the slack.
sheldonesque · 25/09/2018 22:20
With all that fur oil floating about, any inserted crystal stands a good chance of sliding out and skittling under the sideboard.
It is nice that someone cares about all of our lulus. I dread to think what she will come out with for arseholes. Because you really don't want anything sliding out of them...
silkpyjamasallday · 25/09/2018 22:28
She tries to make these products come across as some sort of sexual pseudospiritual awakening thing and it's for the most part just overpriced crystalline smut.
I think I'm going to take my marble eggs down off the bookcase though, lest anyone think I use them internally for hormone balancing whilst steaming then pop them back on the shelf. I could possibly be tempted by the pube oil though
treaclesoda · 25/09/2018 22:33
Rumour has it that she was Chris Martin's first proper girlfriend, what with him being a spotty nerd and all. Hence he didn't spot the many red flags. He then found himself married to this fruitloop and had to consciously uncouple
do you think he thought that all women were obsessed with their nethers Iike she is? No wonder he always looked so miserable.
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