To wonder who buys this shite?!

[Tryingtoswallow101]

Gwyneth Paltrow has opened a store for her Goop shite...

The £145 necklace vibrator has obviously shot straight to the number one spot of my Christmas list.

And also the pube oil - I can just image DH’s face if he walked in as I was oiling my pubes

www.buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/gwyneth-paltrow-has-opened-a-goop-shop-in-london-and-its?bfsource=bbf_enuk

[delphguelph]

And they wonder why the NHS is on its knees... Cos of gwennie's eggs

[Holdingonbarely]

shop.goop.com/shop/products/psychic-vampire-repellent?taxon_id=1291

Vampire repellent also sold out. Me thinks they only had one in stock and dear gwennie bought it herself.
She’s proper 🦇 💩

[Racecardriver]

I'm just a bit surprised that people actually need pube oil.

[Bluelady]

Why wouldn't people need pube oil? Gwyneth apparently has a full bush. Fashion is changing again.

[Tryingtoswallow101]

Some of us just aren’t blessed with soft unknotted bushes. It’s an epidemic and GP is our leader.

[JaneJeffer]

Does anyone have any laundry tips on how to get pube oil out of knickers?

[LuckyDiamond]

Why the feck would you put an egg 🥚 up 👆 your fanjo

To lay it later as a party trick?

[ThomasRichard]

Clicky link

[MarthaArthur]

I spend way too long reading things on goop.

[t00dle00]

This is the best thread.

[scatteredglitter]

I have just laughed out loud reading this.

[iklboo]

Or - and bear with me on this - with the right foof egg training you'd make a brilliant thief of Faberge objects!

[longwayoff]

eggcelling yourself iklboo

[rosieposey]

Wow, I have never seen such a collection of shite ... ( Pedlars anyone? )

[Tryingtoswallow101]

Ooo this has popped back up and reminded me...

I searched for reviews on the FUR OIL and fear not, your knickers will be stain free 👍🏻👍🏻

It’s orgnanic after all!

I have spent way too much time over the last few days researching Goop I don’t regret a thing

[noeffingidea]

This woman's just a grifter really, isn't she? Nothing more, nothing less.

[ForalltheSaints]

Most people will have consciously uncoupled themselves from anything to do with Gwyneth Paltrow.

[nellieellie]

So, its a thing then - an UNbalanced fanjo? How will I know? Do we have to worry about that now?

[MipMipMip]

Just leaving this here....

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/14/gwyneth-glows-like-a-radioactive-swan-my-day-at-the-goop-festival

[MipMipMip]

everything you need to aid your meditation practice, in one beautiful bundle: a petite pillow, mallet, and a hand-hammered brass bowl crafted by skilled artisans in Nepal

I have a singing bowl. I don't believe it has any mystic powers- I just like them. One of the primary things about them is that they are meant to vibrate at a special frequency because they are made up of the multiple metals. So getting one that is just brass completely defeats the point.

On the plus side I do recommend getting a singing bowl. They are very soothing to use.

[Skyejuly]

I love a singing bowl

[JaneJeffer]

That's a relief Trying but what the heck are oil bumps?

I want a singing bowl now but a proper one like Mip has. Where can I get one?

[Raven88]

Did she get inspiration for the eggs from the fruit paper weights that everyone had when I was a kid.

[Tryingtoswallow101]

These are oil bumps according to my trusty pal google

But I’m too afraid to google oil bumps on bikini line

However, I’ve no idea what a singing cup is??

[MipMipMip]

Mine came from a little shop in Camden. Sorry.