To wonder who buys this shite?!

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Gwyneth Paltrow has opened a store for her Goop shite...

The £145 necklace vibrator has obviously shot straight to the number one spot of my Christmas list.

And also the pube oil - I can just image DH’s face if he walked in as I was oiling my pubes

www.buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/gwyneth-paltrow-has-opened-a-goop-shop-in-london-and-its?bfsource=bbf_enuk

And they wonder why the NHS is on its knees... Cos of gwennie's eggs

shop.goop.com/shop/products/psychic-vampire-repellent?taxon_id=1291

Vampire repellent also sold out. Me thinks they only had one in stock and dear gwennie bought it herself.
She’s proper 🦇 💩

I'm just a bit surprised that people actually need pube oil.

Why wouldn't people need pube oil? Gwyneth apparently has a full bush. Fashion is changing again.

Some of us just aren’t blessed with soft unknotted bushes. It’s an epidemic and GP is our leader.

Does anyone have any laundry tips on how to get pube oil out of knickers?

Why the feck would you put an egg 🥚 up 👆 your fanjo

To lay it later as a party trick?

Clicky link

I spend way too long reading things on goop.

This is the best thread.

I have just laughed out loud reading this.

Or - and bear with me on this - with the right foof egg training you'd make a brilliant thief of Faberge objects!

eggcelling yourself iklboo

Wow, I have never seen such a collection of shite ... ( Pedlars anyone? )

Ooo this has popped back up and reminded me...

I searched for reviews on the FUR OIL and fear not, your knickers will be stain free 👍🏻👍🏻

It’s orgnanic after all!

I have spent way too much time over the last few days researching Goop I don’t regret a thing

This woman's just a grifter really, isn't she? Nothing more, nothing less.

Most people will have consciously uncoupled themselves from anything to do with Gwyneth Paltrow.

So, its a thing then - an UNbalanced fanjo? How will I know? Do we have to worry about that now?

Just leaving this here....

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/14/gwyneth-glows-like-a-radioactive-swan-my-day-at-the-goop-festival

everything you need to aid your meditation practice, in one beautiful bundle: a petite pillow, mallet, and a hand-hammered brass bowl crafted by skilled artisans in Nepal

I have a singing bowl. I don't believe it has any mystic powers- I just like them. One of the primary things about them is that they are meant to vibrate at a special frequency because they are made up of the multiple metals. So getting one that is just brass completely defeats the point.

On the plus side I do recommend getting a singing bowl. They are very soothing to use.

I love a singing bowl

That's a relief Trying but what the heck are oil bumps?

I want a singing bowl now but a proper one like Mip has. Where can I get one?

Did she get inspiration for the eggs from the fruit paper weights that everyone had when I was a kid.

These are oil bumps according to my trusty pal google

But I’m too afraid to google oil bumps on bikini line

However, I’ve no idea what a singing cup is??

Mine came from a little shop in Camden. Sorry.