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To have not known this and feel shooketh

198 replies

Pusheenicorn · 05/09/2018 19:19

When you get seaweed from the chinese...

It isn't seaweed.

It's CABBAGE!!!

Must have had it over 100 times from the chinese and I never knew.

I can't have been the only one?!

OP posts:
CurlsLDN · 05/09/2018 19:21

Sorry, I knew

YolandaTheYeti · 05/09/2018 19:21

I also knew. Sorry.

It tastes exactly like cabbage.

Charm23 · 05/09/2018 19:22

Yeah I knew this too. It's delicious!

HollowTalk · 05/09/2018 19:22

Did you really think it was seaweed, though?!

Lavalamped · 05/09/2018 19:24

I never knew, although I've only eaten it once

Pusheenicorn · 05/09/2018 19:24

Yes I thought it was seaweed... it's called seaweed!!!

Looks like it is just me then Blush

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 05/09/2018 19:26

My brother is the world's biggest know-it-all and finally I found something he didn't know! (that seaweed is cabbage)

YolandaTheYeti · 05/09/2018 19:26

There are lots of edible seaweeds tbf. But that’s cabbage. Delicious, delicious cabbage Grin.

ShirleyPhallus · 05/09/2018 19:26

GET THE PHRASE I WAS SHOOK THE FUCK OUT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Please and thank you

pinyata · 05/09/2018 19:26

I thought it was seaweed too OP Shock

AFistfulofDolores1 · 05/09/2018 19:28

I thought it was seaweed too.

Hufflefloof · 05/09/2018 19:30

I knew, DS did not and was happy eating seaweed, but was horrified when I told him it was cabbage Hmm

Gooseygoosey12345 · 05/09/2018 19:31

Well I'm worse because I thought it was SUPPOSED to be crispy kale, but knew it was cabbage...

cameltoeflappyflapflap · 05/09/2018 19:31

@Gooseygoosey12345 GrinGrin

Cakeisbest · 05/09/2018 19:32

And why is it always uniformally the same dark green? Full of food colouring, I suspect.

Wearywithteens · 05/09/2018 19:32

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busybarbara · 05/09/2018 19:34

And why is it always uniformally the same dark green? Full of food colouring, I suspect.

Because. It's. Cabbage. Do you think peas are dyed as well? Hmm

PeridotCricket · 05/09/2018 19:34

Yep knew that....

Hertha · 05/09/2018 19:34

News to me too!

Amanduh · 05/09/2018 19:34

😂😂 oh op

LemonysSnicket · 05/09/2018 19:35

I knewThanks for you

olderthanyouthink · 05/09/2018 19:36

And wasabi is horseradish, smoke and mirrors Wink

oldgimmer78 · 05/09/2018 19:38

Had loads of Chinese's but never seaweed. What is this dish that you speaketh of?

workshyfop · 05/09/2018 19:38

Why do they call it seaweed then? It’s mid-selling.

AnneLovesGilbert · 05/09/2018 19:38

I only found out this year and it took me a while to come to terms with it to be honest.

I hate cabbage. I love Chinese seaweed. I feel betrayed but can’t stop eating it all the same.