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To have not known this and feel shooketh

198 replies

Pusheenicorn · 05/09/2018 19:19

When you get seaweed from the chinese...

It isn't seaweed.

It's CABBAGE!!!

Must have had it over 100 times from the chinese and I never knew.

I can't have been the only one?!

OP posts:
Helmetbymidnight · 05/09/2018 22:12

Thanks weeds - apt name!

PamsterWheel · 05/09/2018 22:16

Bastards! I'm calling Trade Descriptions

QueenEnid · 05/09/2018 22:19

I did not know this!!!!

birthdayboo · 05/09/2018 22:22

I was informed of this. I thought they were confused Shock

Puzzledandpissedoff · 05/09/2018 22:27

Hundred year old eggs (including how to make them if you can't resist Wink)

www.instructables.com/id/century-eggs/

Speaking of eggs, I once watched a chap in a Beijing restaurant with a hard boiled egg. He picked it up with his chopsticks - a feat in itself - but then ate it shell and all Shock Shock

RubaDubMum89 · 05/09/2018 22:39

WHAT?! Seriously... What?! Well, that's ruined my perception of myself 'look how well I'm doing, being a little out there and extravagant in trying new things.... Like fried fucking cabbage' 😂

ToadOfSadness · 05/09/2018 22:48

Spring greens, not cabbage I think. However it has too much sugar or sweetener on it for me.

RedBallpointPens · 05/09/2018 23:00

"Spring green" a variety of cabbage, as is "savoy" and "kale".

ICantBelieveIDidThis · 05/09/2018 23:09

And Bombay Duck is fish.

Fish so smelly, it has to be transported in airtight containers.

StayAChild · 05/09/2018 23:13

Not only am I shooketh about no seaweed, I am even more disturbed by the cabbage imposter being sprinkled with sugar? SUGAR? With a savoury Chinese? Does it double up as a pudding? Confused

For once, I'm glad I don't like Chinese food. I've always felt a bit left out, but not anymore with this cabbage nonsense.

BlackStar7 · 05/09/2018 23:20

Yes I knew it was cabbage. I don't think it actually looks like seaweed though! Seaweed in the sea is usually big massive bits of brown stuff that seems to have bubbles in it. I know I described that really badly.

Smidge001 · 05/09/2018 23:21

@Weedsnseeds1, it's Welsh Rarebit, not Welsh rabbit!!! Grin

JillyArmeeen · 05/09/2018 23:24

It might be umami they put on it.
Never had Chinese seaweed/cabage.
Japanese seaweed is nice.
Korean pickled kimchee is lovely and very addictive.

ProfessorMoody · 06/09/2018 00:38

Welsh Rabbit?!?!

It's Rarebit! Christ! Grin

PeachesPlumsPears · 06/09/2018 01:27

Sorry to hijack the thread but does anyone know whether the soy sauce used in Japanese takeaway is soy sauce and sugar? Or is it Kikkoman soy sauce? We really like it but didn't want to buy a bottle of Kikkoman and find out its not the same thing.

The soy sauce used is sweetish and not salty.

Thank you.

catinboots9 · 06/09/2018 01:29

Meh I knew that and my general knowledge is shit.

ReanimatedSGB · 06/09/2018 01:48

Found this out about 30 years ago. Would still willingly eat my own bodyweight in the stuff.

Weedsnseeds1 · 06/09/2018 07:56

It's rarebit or rabbit - both names are correct. Look it up Grin

Weedsnseeds1 · 06/09/2018 08:00

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_rarebit

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 10:20

There is also sea kale.
They are delicacies

Kale is not a delicacy.

Kale is a penance.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/09/2018 10:23

Avian Phlegm'n'Gob Broth

spotted dick doesn't contain dicks

WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 06/09/2018 10:34

All British isles seaweed is edible (not saying it's nice, but it won't harm you!).

SneakyGremlins · 06/09/2018 10:40

Schadenfreude Müller yoghurt with balls doesn't contain testicles either Wink

Bamaluz · 06/09/2018 11:08

I once took the piss out of DH for asking what was in prawn toast, and now you're telling me it is PORK!

JovialNickname · 06/09/2018 11:13

In other shock Chinese crispy seaweed news, the delicious orangey coloured stuff that comes on the top of it is made of scallops. My vegetarian friend told me this and I didn't believe her! But I asked the restaurant and it is indeed true.

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