You know when you fart and

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It bubbles around and up your foof (usually when wearing tight jeans)?

Well that has just happened to me and it actually BURNED. Also it was so noxious that the dog legged it. I’m not sure whether I’m proud or disgusted.

Has anyone else scalded their vagine with their own gas or should I be phoning the Guinness Records people?

This is hilarious!!! Please contact Guineas a world book of record!!

Congratulations in advance!

Just opened this and had me collapsing in giggles!! Thank you OP!

How dare you imply that I fart!!??
Been with dh nearly 6 years and he has never heard me fart!!

Yes I know the bubbly arse canny farts you mean. Never burned my muff that way though.

Ah yes, though usually I just have to almost dewedgie to evacuate remaining uncomfortable bubbles, never had it burn though!
Thanks op, had a giggle reading that!

Shouldn't have read this at my desk

Well done, you're a

VAGINE!

That takes me back a few years

Old timer, OP???

Positively ancient, Fizzy. Since t’was all fields.

April, you may think that but what about the ones you rip out in your sleep?

I love those. I feel so cheated if they don't stink. Never had one burn though

Cuntworms.

That's what did it.

The cuntworms and their fiery breath.

I couldn't possibly comment from personal experience . But yes, blame it on cuntworms.

it was so noxious that the dog legged it.
A fart a dog takes offence at?
Crowning achievement, that is.

Faaaaairly sure it isnt Cuntworms.

I have been VEGAN for a few weeks now, so I’m pretty sure it’s just fermented veg causing my horrific guts.

Oh dear. Sitting in an airport lounge all alone and spluttered a mouthful of muesli over my phone .
Too funny!!

Been with dh nearly 6 years and he has never heard me fart!!

Same here, or so I thought. We were on holiday last month and one morning he said, "Is your stomach okay? You were farting all night"

Poo troll!

I am joking before I get deleted

Oh my days.
I was thinking the very same thing just this morning after a particularly fruity and bubblesome guff and wondering whether I should post something similar, OP!!

I HATE THIS! Not sure about the burning though

Oh and we are also not a farting freely family, so I have to make the most of it during the day.

The poor dog has only just slunk back onto my lap.

Vagine burners, nope not had one of those, but I do get vagine bubblers.

Newyearoldme! Sorry, I skimmed!

I’ve had stingy but not strong enough to be burning or maybe my flaps clapping like an agitated seal cooled it down