You know when you fart and

[TokenBritPoshOfCourse]

It bubbles around and up your foof (usually when wearing tight jeans)?

Well that has just happened to me and it actually BURNED. Also it was so noxious that the dog legged it. I’m not sure whether I’m proud or disgusted.

Has anyone else scalded their vagine with their own gas or should I be phoning the Guinness Records people?

Just once it burned, i was quite concerned, so i nipped to the loo- found i had followed through!

I don't have a dog

Yay @TokenBritPoshOfCourse - bubbly fart buddy!

Secretly quite glad it's not just me btw.

I get hot ones but not burning. Since I put on weight most ripple round in underwear but the odd one feels like it gets caught... like I have some kind of labial goal keeper who I have to encourage to release it. TMI... sorry...

@Member 'agitated seal' almost made me spit out my coffee

I am grateful to the OP for the opportunity to discuss heated foofs.

I was trying to discuss this phenomenon with DH a few weeks ago - the bubbling round the front thing not the burning or upsetting of canines - as we are boring old marrieds and well past the stage of pretending I don't fart and he flatly refused to believe it was a thing.

I think the whole idea was just too much for him to contend with poor lamb.

'agitated seal' 'labial goalkeeper'

agitated seal
Love a good bubbler when alone, wondering which way it’ll exit
BUT if one sneaks out in company can’t bare the anxiety of not knowing if it’ll ‘POP’ on exit or not

I love a good lip rippler, but burny ones? not on your smelly nelly :D

Don't blame it on the veg feast
Don't blame it on the tight jeans
Don't blame it on the labia
Blame it on the cuntworms

(grin)

Also it was so noxious that the dog legged it.

Ha, that got me laughing out loud. I love a good fart thread at lunchtime.

OohMavis did you name change just to come on a fart thread? Hmm?

Vagine! Was it Bupcakes who coined that one? Glorious term, I still use it!

Nowt better than a bubbly queef to end the week on op.

I love a good lip rippler

DYING

I did not!

Fizzy LOVE IT and you’ve now given me an ear worm to go with the cutworms
Tootling off to sing it to DH

Just had a conversation with DH about this,

Which is worse, front fart up your fanny or a front fart that bubbles around your ball sack.

He was adamant his was worse. Going to show him this thread, and bask in my smelly glory.

The farts that slip round the front are particularly disconcerting when you're just on the point of falling asleep.

'Well bubble my ballsack'

Great new expression of mild surprise

Oh my lol. My boss wants to know what I'm laughing hysterically at! I can clear a room in 3 seconds Token. My mum would be so proud

Thank you so much.
I was just about to break my diet then, but you've put me right off.
When ever I feel tempted I'll just look back on this thread.

Shouldn't have read this at my desk

^ this