You know when you fart and

[TokenBritPoshOfCourse]

It bubbles around and up your foof (usually when wearing tight jeans)?

Well that has just happened to me and it actually BURNED. Also it was so noxious that the dog legged it. I’m not sure whether I’m proud or disgusted.

Has anyone else scalded their vagine with their own gas or should I be phoning the Guinness Records people?

@CrazyHippo

“I’m a private farter
A farter for money
Any old music will do...”

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As for the dog.. dp was sat on the sofa with our pooch when he was a puppy and farted.. i shit you not the puppy spent a good 10mins looking for the fart.

I am crying 🤣

smurfy read Gut by Guila Enders! Fascinating book and she has a section on how your body knows when to fart, when not to and how it knows if it’s more than a fart backed up there! Since reading the book I now use a footstool when opening the bowels!

One of the joys of soaking in a lovely hot bath is the opportunity to play knee fart bubbles. That's when you see how far down the back of your legs you can get the fart bubble before it breaks surface. Happy days when it pops out between your knees.

I once made the dog bark with one of my farts. I'm not sure which of us he was trying to protect.

I found this thread at around 4:30am after being awake with DD for 1.5hrs, it didn't help with getting her back to bed 😂

apparently sniffing your partner's farts help you live longer you know I’m using this as proven science next time I’m creating a dutch oven under the duvet. I’m doing it for his benefit. Cupcakes all round for health purposes!

I was in the changing room of a clothing shop yesterday, and had to let one go. It turned out to be a vile-smelling cloud and I thanked my lucky stars that I was in the end cubicle, far from other people.
A minute later a new smell wafted over - air freshener. The attendant had smelled my miasma I had to scuttle out of the changing room with my head down.
Least it wasn’t a noisy bubbly one ...