Softzilla: You play; you pay!

[Unreasonableunreasonableness]

Before you all get excited: no party yet (I was trying to keep when it was vague so more anonymous but i give up) . I have had a message from softzilla.
'So are we calm enough to sort this oot for tomorrow? '

Tested her this...
I have been told by several of our friends that you have admitted you made a mistake.. and sent me an apology via text... unfortunately it never arrived in my inbox... But I would like to thank you and yes we can move forward ....

You just say “are you ok, hun?” Just for shits

@milliegeobotandyou are you sure it’s not the right thread?

I’m going to a party tomorrow

I’m getting all excited now, hoping it’s the same one!!!

Sorry @Unreasonableunreasonableness, I just thought of Miranda!

Firstly, love the thread title.
2nd .. we need schadenfreude and her brilliantly evil brain for this one.

What an absolutely bint.

Honestly, have you just replied to this woman that she’s got the wrong end of the stick and that birthday parties aside, any play dates are self funded by all who attend.?

Are we calm 😂😂 cheeky bitch!

She does seem a bit unhinged I can only think she's jealous because she believes all these people having been "treating" you and she thinks you should pay it forward to her as she's bit strange about money...

Holy fuck on a fiddlestick

She’s bloody batshit. Totally ignore her

'I've been calm all along thanks. But apparently I'm likely to kick up a massive fuss tomorrow if I have to put my freeloading hand in my pocket. It'll fun to find out if I do won't it...?'

Or just ignore...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3212527-For-not-paying-even-though-I-invited?trending=1

Play it cool. Don't reply to the text and don't engage tomorrow bar pleasantries. Be polite and friendly. It'll completely throw her for a start because she's built this up to be something completely bizarre. She probably believes her own lies. That way when she loses it because you aren't playing the game, there'll be a whole load of people to see her growling and, frankly, odd behaviour.

I'd reply

I'm so confused 😂 I thought I'd said twice now let's move on and forget it? We just both pay our own way going forward and everything goes back to normal. See you at the party.

yayyyyyyyy, the thread continues!!!!

The best and most amusing thing is to ignore her - she is clearly feeling uncomfortable and wants reassurance all will be well before showing up knowing she has behaved badly and everyone knows it. Great! Let her feel uncomfortable does a jig is far too invested in this bitch getting taken down

Shamelessly placemarking

"New phone, who dis?"

^made me laugh out loud

Yes she doesn't like your silence.. ignore.

I’ve not been invited to any parties

Place. Marking!! 🐸🍵

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I snorted tea out my nose - perfect!!

Sorry. Blatant placemark.

Think you'll be needing this op!

She's like a dog with a bone isn't she?