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phantom piss taker (literally)

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icantfindagoodname · 14/06/2017 13:36

DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

OP posts:
SquinkiesRule · 15/06/2017 11:27

I've been wondering about the bathroom light switch one for what seems like forever. That and the Bloody safe that never came to a resolution.

icantfindagoodname · 15/06/2017 11:30

My sister has been round, there are loads of empty packets, wrappers and bottles in the loft! SHITTTT.

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Lj8893 · 15/06/2017 11:33
Shock
Ookmybanana · 15/06/2017 11:34
Shock
Rubyslippers7780 · 15/06/2017 11:35

Shock is someone staying there??

mikeyssister · 15/06/2017 11:35

What are you going to do?

mikeyssister · 15/06/2017 11:36

Have a look at your ceilings to see if there are any holes

PainfullyShy · 15/06/2017 11:38

😱

Theyhaveallbeenused2 · 15/06/2017 11:39
Confused
SequinsOnEverything · 15/06/2017 11:39

ShockConfused how do they get in and out? They obviously arent there now or your sister would have seen them?

livefornaps · 15/06/2017 11:45

What?!!!! Please keep us updated!!!!

Mustang27 · 15/06/2017 11:46

Oh god my stomach just churned for you. This is creepy I'd be moving immediately.

mikeyssister · 15/06/2017 11:47

Wasn't there guy in Coronation Street who did this and he was going across the attics.

Mylittlestsunshine · 15/06/2017 11:51

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icantfindagoodname · 15/06/2017 11:53

No one in there now, but the lofts are connected and the house next door is empty. God knows what is going on, DH is bringing locks home for the attic door. Won't be going in until he is home.

OP posts:
Babyiwantabump · 15/06/2017 11:54

😮😮😮

ArchieStar · 15/06/2017 11:58

ShockShockShockShock that's so scary!!!!

Rubies12345 · 15/06/2017 11:58

OMG that's terrifying, I'm actually worried about Flossiekins.

MayDupp · 15/06/2017 11:59

What about a small webcam in the attic? Then if you spot movement the police can be called to remove them. Definitely get the lock for the door/hatch on pronto though.

esk1mo · 15/06/2017 12:02

omgShock

Noisybastardsshutup · 15/06/2017 12:07

Holy crap. Shock

Hissy · 15/06/2017 12:08

Omg!!! What the hell?!

livefornaps · 15/06/2017 12:08

Flossiekins!!

Mamadothehump · 15/06/2017 12:08

Shit me, how scary!!! Good luck OP!!

Hissy · 15/06/2017 12:09

Seriously, you should consider calling 101.

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