phantom piss taker (literally)

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DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

To the previous posters who had a landlord give a key to the builders from next door, and the one with horses, surely they were breaking the law to enter or let others enter what is essentially your home? They have to give 24 hours notice if they intend to turn up don't they? I hope you both reported them.

OP

If I was you I'd watch out for a thread entitled "AIBU to think my neighbour calling out flossiekins pussington for her cat is actually a crazy cat woman?"

Oh I am so loving the fact that you have set talcum powder traps etc!

To be fair my cat often opens the door to join me in the bathroom, I think it is because I am a captive audience and I have to stroke him.

He doesn't use the toilet though
let's face it, he forgets if he has been fed, so using the toilet is a few brain cells too far

almost - yes they are breaking the law. Doesn't mean it doesn't happen though!

NDNs cat has just casually wandered out of my bathroom - I think there is a cat conspiracy! A catspiracy?

Shameless placemarking. It's like when the MNetter who thought her neighbour's light was clicking on everytime she went into the bathroom.

NDNs cat has just casually wandered out of my bathroom - I think there is a cat conspiracy! A catspiracy?

A catspissary?

Oh yes, I remember the bathroom light thread - was there ever a conclusion to that one?

I read this last night before I fell asleep. I need to know the answer now. I hope it's the cat.

I bet it is the Builders! Love the talcum powder trap!

Shameless placemarking.

I really hope it's the cat

The school run was over ages ago. Where are you?
Do you think she's been abducted and is sitting in the loft with the phantom pisser

Now I can't go upstairs until dh comes home and checks the attic scaredy pants

I really hope its the cat and nothing more sinister.

Another vote for the cat.

I don't think my cat wees in the toilet, but he definitely drinks out of it and scratches at the door when I'm in there.

Sorry everyone I am at work until 1.30. It is usually when I get home from work that the urination occurs, I will update when I get in.

Sounds creepy !

Shameless placemark!

I'm hoping it's the cat!!! Otherwise it's all pretty creepy

Place marking. This better not be a Victorian safe thread.

Placemarking!

What happened with that light switch one?
Also dying to know what happens when you get home today!

The vital question is - did the last person to use the loo have a dump?

My loo has just tried to play this trick on me again! I flushed, and a small stray turd survived the flush. Then as I watched it sneakily made its way out of the pan, just out of sight.

It would have lurked there unseen, staining the water, until the loo was used again. I sent it on its way with a bowlful of water.

Blatant placemarking!