phantom piss taker (literally)

[icantfindagoodname]

DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

mineofuselessinformation really??!

Quite a few different men would tell takes such as that, it's shocking that they had the balls to do that. Often they'd feed the household dog and speak nicely to it and the dogs would be calm and friendly.

hearts
That Victorian safe ghread really annoyed me.

For those that haven't RTFT

The OP returned and told us that some fucker had been holed up in the attic and/or the empty house next door. She doesn't know who it was or how long they've been there but the police were called and the locks have (hopefully) been changed by the landlord.

I have read the entire thread now, and my stomach dropped when the OP said there were wrappers and bottles full of wee up in the loft. My DH will be fitting a lock to our loft hatch this weekend as a result of this thread. Hope you're doing okay OP, and that you can feel safe and sound again in your home.

Are you okay OP?

Yes, Testing.
I can't say too much without outing myself - I'm sure people I know lurk on here....
The person in the loft is an odd 'un.

Keen to know that OP is ok and that Landlord secures property. How scary. Going to ask my DH if our loft can be opened from inside!!

Oh my goodness, I wish I hadnt read this now, freaky!!!
I hope the locks are changed and no mystery poo appears

Really worrying about OP, thought this would have a silly ending like PP's have said- how unnerving

I wonder if there's been any more activity since

Surely you'd hear footsteps etc?

Hope you're ok OP. Sounds bloody awful. I need a lock for mine now!

I'm blatantly placemarking, just to see if the OP is ok. Genuinely sat here in shock and worried.

ProfessorrHannigan you'd think so, but as someone who regularly scares the living daylights out of people and gets accused of creeping about because I walk so lightly and quietly, it is entirely possible not.

Can we start a new MN acronym?

*FTFO
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freaked the fuck out

I second that crystal.

Fark me, this thread! I was happily imagining the cat using the loo and then suddenly holy shit! I'm so sorry goodname, what a horrible shock. I'm so glad that your landlord is on it. You maybe need to send someone up to both (all three?) lofts at the same time so that he doesn't have anywhere to hide?

Blah that is horrifying! I will have nightmares tonight for sure. Did you ever find out who it was/have suspicions?

Jeez! Just read this thread. Hope all is ok with OP.

Bet The Daily Fail won't be stealing this story - they'd have all their readers freaking out

Please tell us what happens!