phantom piss taker (literally)

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DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

Nah, that happened much later.
Les's antics were late 90s - same time as this neighbour was breaking into my family members' house.

This is why I'm glad our loft hatch is double locked 😱 I thought it was the cat and was giggling along with the cat pics until your updates ! Let me just pick my jaw up from the floor 😵

Having worked with some pretty desperate people in my time I am not surprised by this thread. I agree with others that it's clear they meant you no harm, but still it's absolutely terrifyinging to think that someone has been above you all that time. I do hope you're OK and not too traumatised by it all.

OP, are you ok?

CSI: Mumsnet is now definitely a thing. I've always hankered after a career in obscure forensics, and behold, Stealth Urinalysis has dropped into my lap as a gift from the gods! I shall become expert in pee splatters and how a culprit can be identified by lid up/down/loo roll left unwound (or completely untouched); sink splashes or lack thereof, towel dampness quotient, grubbiness or pristine condition of said towel after loo visits.

Entire vistas of research have opened up before us!

A PP suggest the bloke could be peeing from the loft hatch straight into the toilet lol. My ex couldn't get his aim right standing directly in front of the loo. Lol💩

Could it possibly be yellow Toilet Duck? We now use only the blue one as the yellow one was so misleading.

Has it been ruled out that it's definitely not the cat? Was there anything identifying found in the loft? (apart from the wrappers and change?)

If this wasn't so awful for OP I would be tires excited about the outcome of this. Part of me is worried that someone is really down on their luck and so needs help and the other part is just thinking there is a cheeky bastard who is...taking the piss.

Either way, I hope it resolves for you and your family.

Xx

I was lying on my bed the other day alone in the house.
And heard a thud like a big stone or a rock hitting the floor in our loft. Something or someone dropped it.
My partner was over an hour away and I was so scared!
He promised me he would check when he was home while I was out with a friend, he never did

alibob I shall add that data to your ex's file.

This is one of those threads where the op never comes back to update isn't it

Where is the op

Is it not NCIS:Mumsnet?

Emmy definitely can't be the cat as OP said they found urine in bottles

I really hope OP returns. I'm kinda anxious to find out

OP is at work
Peanut - check your loft!!

What an unnerving thread, I hope everything is ok

hope all ok op

Seriously creepy! I vote live webcam and we can all watch spellbound all night long. Hope you're OK op, sounds pretty tough. Please update!

CSI:Mumsnet

Our unsolved cases -
Victorian safe
Gym bag with fetishwear and map in loft
Who is parking in my spot x 1000

Cases solved
Mexican house thief

A girl I went to school with was in an abusive relationship (this was a few years after school) and when she finally split up with him, it turns out he had hidden in her loft and was spying on her for quite a long time

Please come back and update OP!

Please come back and update OP!

Didn't this happen in hollyoaks recently too??

place marking!!!

An ex-relative of mine had someone living in their loft...
They later married them.