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phantom piss taker (literally)

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icantfindagoodname · 14/06/2017 13:36

DH leaves for work at 7.30, I leave for the school run at 8.30. I was the last one in the bathroom for the last 3 mornings. Just got home from work and for the 3rd day in a row there is wee in my toilet! It definately wasn't there when I left, DH works miles away so it wasn't him but someone (or something) has been weeing in my toilet! So what is it? A ghost incapable of flushing? The cat has somehow come way beyond litter training? I mean what the hell is happening?!

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Ames33 · 15/06/2017 13:03

Woah, was not expecting that!

GlitterRollerSkate · 15/06/2017 13:09

Yikes! Another vote to report it!

Tidythatmess · 15/06/2017 13:09

Oh my god! Seriously creepy.

Madbum · 15/06/2017 13:11

Gosh this has taken a turn! Hope the police catch the culprit.

SquinkiesRule · 15/06/2017 13:16

Whoa thats creepy.
Hope they catch whoever is getting in.

TipTop333 · 15/06/2017 13:16

Wtfff ShockShockShock

SprinkleOfInsanity · 15/06/2017 13:21

ShockShockShock

Blatant placemark. This is the stuff of horror films Shock

strugglingstepdad · 15/06/2017 13:23

Also a blatant lacemark, love a good thriller :)

MaddieElla · 15/06/2017 13:25

Bloody hell, and you've heard no suspicious bumps in the night coming from there?

Where we used to live there were connecting lofts, when people moved in DH nailed the loft hatch shut for this very reason.

I think you need to apologise to the cat. Halo

UserThenLotsOfNumbers · 15/06/2017 13:25

Oh gosh I'm so sorry to hear this OP. Please stay safe. Hope this all gets sorted for you asap. Flowers

rainbowstardrops · 15/06/2017 13:29
Shock
Lukeandlorelai4Ever · 15/06/2017 13:31

Oh my god Shock

Tatlerer · 15/06/2017 13:32

Omg OP, terrifying!!

Hullabaloo31 · 15/06/2017 13:39
Shock
CondensedMilkSarnies · 15/06/2017 13:40

Shock have you heard any movement from next door or from the loft ?

FakePlasticTeaLeaves · 15/06/2017 13:40

Sorry OP, hope you're OK, what a shock for you! Gin Gin Gin

LyndaLaHughes · 15/06/2017 13:44

My goodness how scary.

Ficklemarket · 15/06/2017 13:49

WTF!

Cherrycola123 · 15/06/2017 13:49

Practically speaking you need to check that you have all your belongings in place

Jewellery box first, then anything else you don't check through regularly such as money boxes, desks etc. I'd also check your passports are safe

Redsippycup · 15/06/2017 13:52

OMFG!!! Get the police involved and be careful!

Is the water switched off next door or something?

Having connected lofts is a massive risk in case of fire btw

GenericDietCola · 15/06/2017 13:54

Oh gosh, how scary. I wonder why they don't flush though? Is it in case someone hears? Hope you're safe.

StealthPolarBear · 15/06/2017 13:57

Wow

Blondeshavemorefun · 15/06/2017 14:01

Wow. People living in your loft

Tho wonder why they didn't flush

That's what gave their game away

MissT2095 · 15/06/2017 14:04

This is terrifying! What if your toilet isn't the only thing they've been using!? Sorry, I'm not helping.

LollipopsandWine · 15/06/2017 14:06

Also blatantly placemarking

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