To want to confess?

[TeenageCentaurMortificado]

AIBU to want a secret confessions thread?

I'll start.

I am stupidly in luuuuuuuurrrvvvvvveeee with a man from work almost 10 years younger than me. He's so lovely, and funny and clever and handsome and I just want to lick him. We get on so well. He'd probably die of shame if he realised and on occasion I feel like I'm old enough to be his mum even though clearly I'm not lol.

But gahhhh, I get the fanny gallops....

NOONE CAN KNOW! I can do nothing about this. No telling on me!

Spill your secrets people!

I ate the 3 rolls that DH is now looking for for his tea...
I blamed the teenagers who are now out!
It was fatty me.

I didn't leave the packet of ginger nut biscuits in the supermarket trolley, as I told DP when he looked for them. I ate the whole fucking lot of them yesterday, dunked in numerous cups of tea.

I usually work on a Wednesday but I'm not this week as it's the holidays. I told a friend I was working though so I don't have to do the boring thing she suggested.

Lol is suspected there'd be food related ones.

Can I expand that I have many a naughty day (and night dream) about him. It's getting harder and harder to behave like a normal grown up sensible person. I'm 36 btw lol

I'm on a diet and thisafternoon i ate one of the Easter eggs I had put away for the dc..

Checking pockets of DH's jeans before popping them in the machine this morning I pulled out a wad of receipts and a fiver. Binned the receipts and I kept the fiver

I ate half a tub of salted caramel ice-cream this afternoon whilst "catching up with my paperwork". It did take the edge off the task, though.

The rules say it's ok: half your age plus 7

I just pretended I was really watching the minecraft boss battle dd was showing me on YouTube. I was not mumsnetting at all. Oh no

So far this year I've bought my children:

Small Easter egg each
Lidl Easter character each
Aldi bunny each
Giant kinder egg each

Only the giant kinder eggs remain. The children had nothing to do with this.

I have a massive crush on Sketch from Tattoo Fixers.

My shame is deep and burning. It also isn't helped by DP calling him a hoyster twat every time we watch an episode

I broke into ds easter eggs last night and pinched a wispa. He won't know he's only 3.
Sorry #not sorry

I steam opened my sisters exam results, read them and restuck the envelope. This was years ago and I've never told anyone.

Every birthday or Christmas time I hack into everyone of my husbands emails/Amazon/fb etc to find out what he's bought me.

To date he has never got me a surprise (although I'm really good at acting so he'll never know)

I particularly like the CBBC Deadly Top 10 episode featuring tuna because in it Steve Backshall is pulled along by a motorboat and they go so fast that his trunks get ripped off I think it's hilarious and giggle right alongside the kids!

Hipster even...

I can't be the only one letching over an unrequited luuuurve...! 😱

Oh and ten years age difference is NOTHING op. My do is over ten years younger than me and I'm 38

You might very possibly be giving him the male version of fanny gallops you know

God I wish I was Isthismummy

It would be wrong on so many levels. Although we are both single agggh stop encouraging me... this way lies much trouble

I actively encouraged my 7 year old to ring her grandma this morning knowing fine well she'd ask her to pick her up. I acted all sad that Dd was deserting me knowing fine well I was going to drink coffee all day and eat the hidden chocolate stash.

I have had sex dreams about a colleague... but I do not fancy them at all in real life... as close as I get!

I find Robert Peston sexy as hell.

expat here have some 🍷, you need it more than me! 😱

He's got that hangdog look about him, or like he slept rough on a park bench, passed out drunk. Yum!

Nowt wrong with Robert Expat Much better than my secrete crush.

Why would it be wrong TeenageCentaur? Give us reasons. I bet they don't stand up to MN scrutiny

Tell us, Isthis!!!